Sand totally counts as a crafting medium, so you know.
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Sand totally counts as a crafting medium, so you know.
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December 15th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
imagine if that guy would use his talent for good… (gotta admit, although seriously creepifying, the guy’s got talent)
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December 15th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
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December 15th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Holy crap, that’s some amazing talent! I love it!!
December 15th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Scary application of some serious talent!
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December 15th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
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December 15th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
too bad you are using your talent to depict such a terrible subject…..fail!
(great skill but poor choise of subject)
December 16th, 2009 at 12:02 am
Seriously absurd skills… The question being why couldn’t he have used them to sculpt something pleasant?
December 16th, 2009 at 12:56 am
No offense (ok i dont really care)
but you guys are seriously retarded. How is this a craftastrophe? Poor subject? Something pleasant? Compared to the horrors of everything else on this blog, this is heaven, and nowhere near what a craftastrophe is supposed to be.
The guy’s got mad talent, which you do acknowledge, but still knock it because he didn’t sculpt butterflies and pansies. Something’s wrong with you.
All’s written in good intention.
Karen Sugarpants Reply:
December 16th, 2009 at 1:22 am
Okay, not that you’ll get this because you used a fake email BUT:
a) it’s under the category: “Not a Craftastrophe, but Cool Enough to Rate High,” meaning, we often post things that we think are intriguing and neato. Deal with it.
b) Don’t come over to our blog and use the word retarded in that way. We don’t take to kindly to the derogatory use of that word. Ever.
c) Don’t come back.
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December 21st, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Well that’s strange, I used a fake email apparently, yet still got this in my inbox, hmm i wonder how that happened.
A) That wasn’t directed at you guys, it was directed at the commenters. I love this blog.
B) Political correctness, not even gonna touch on that one. Besides, it’s not like I wrote it with the intention of offending anyone so chill out.
C) I JUST DID, BWAHAHAHA!
Really, I don’t see why people take each other so seriously and personally on the internets. Oh well.
December 16th, 2009 at 1:22 am
this is awesome, i rather love the subject, but thats me. I showed it to my boys and we spent a nice 30 minutes googleing different sand sculptures after seeing this.
thank you for posting it, even thought it isn’t a “real” craftstooasidjgfaklsndf <– fuck that shit. have you any idea how hard it is to spell your name? (at least for me)
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December 16th, 2009 at 2:18 am
I’m sorry, but I think that is pretty damn awesome!
RebTurtle (1 comments.) Reply:
December 16th, 2009 at 4:08 am
I’m with you!
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December 16th, 2009 at 8:20 am
Someone’s been hitting the hard eggnog….too much. Wipe the steam of your bifocals. That’s not a craftastrophe, it’s a friggin’ mastercrafterprice!
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December 16th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Mmmmm…eggnog
December 17th, 2009 at 5:21 am
Looks awesome, I’m impressed he put on that kind of detail on that scale without the sand crumbling away. Was this to promote that Dante’s Inferno game?
December 18th, 2009 at 1:47 am
Amazingly talented! There is a “world famous” sand sculpture competition nearby every year, but something this dark would (sadly) never fly.
So cool!
December 18th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
I actually really love it! He’s got crazy skills!
December 18th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
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December 18th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
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December 18th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
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December 19th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
great work! nice
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