Comments on: No more Mr. Brown Eye!

By: twincats

twincats — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:25:23 +0000

I am still giggling and my cat has left the room in disgust. Because I totes want one!!!eleventyone!

By: Jane Doe

Jane Doe — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:47:14 +0000

I am really sorry. My snark aimed wrong. I like this website and the art. I apologized for any misunderstandings. I will go away and not comment again. (tail between legs)

By: boneman

boneman — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:55:14 +0000

WOW!
I WON?!

COOL!
Turns out I was having a contest at MY place, too!
http://gatorfeedingtips.blogspot.com/
and the winner gets an all expense paid trip for themselves and their families and twenty nine of their favorite bloggers and their families to AUSTRIA!
FOR A YEAR!
WOW!
(sound too hard to believe?)
(and what do they say about when a thing sounds too hard to believe?)
d=))
Did you hear about the Blonde skeleton they found in a closet?
Turns out she was the 1975 Hide and Seek Champion….
.-= boneman´s last post ..OUR ONE MILLIONTH VISITOR! =-.

By: boneman

boneman — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:48:47 +0000

WAIT A COTTON PICKIN' MINUTE! I think the 'caterpillar' doll up top is way cool art! What? Can't you find any porn today? .-= boneman´s last post ..OUR ONE MILLIONTH VISITOR! =-.

By: sam {temptingmama}

sam {temptingmama} — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 02:57:50 +0000

And I suppose you were doing just those things while you were perusing the internet, right?

Then, didn’t you take the time to comment on this site, making assumptions that we don’t work or wash our dishes?

BTW, anyone who makes a point of stating that they were “innocently perusing” the internet is totally lying and looking at porn. Just sayin’.

By: IzzyMom

IzzyMom — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 19:00:01 +0000

Shouldn’t you be directing that question to the person who MADE the segmented doll? Geez…don’t shoot the messengers!

By: Jane Doe

Jane Doe — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 00:46:06 +0000

Alright. I was just innocently perusing buzzfeed (urp) when I found this totally creepy website, with the segmented doll monster at top. WTF are you all smoking? Don’t you have anything else to do, like find a job or wash the dishes or get a psych eval? Really.

By: Mo

Mo — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 18:01:52 +0000

The evergreen air freshener style one really is the best. Very funny.

But all I can think about these is how much more of a problem than brown eye will be be on a pet owner’s hands (literally!) when they don’t get it off in time for the inevitable crap.

By: steen

steen — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:54:27 +0000

I wonder how many of these Dooce has received in the mail from readers, hahahaha! I totally thought the disco ball one was the Death Star, by the way. .-= steen´s last post ..I Might Be A Misandrist =-.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:09:18 +0000

So I have seriously thought about getting one of these for my cat who doesn’t have the best grooming habbits. I only which the pine tree was really sented like a car freshener, it would be a lot better then ir ia now!