Ever take a really great picture of your pet only to realize their chocolate starfish brown eye butt hole was front and centre?

Then this is the product for you!

Because, like Dooce’s dear puppers, Chuck… all our fur babies could use a little cover up once and a while, couldn’t they?

Now, if they could keep my dog from wiping her ass on the carpet.

Thanks Karen!!

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13 Responses to “No more Mr. Brown Eye!”

1. maughta (8 comments.) Says:
   December 9th, 2009 at 10:08 pm

   I was perusing my google reader, and I swore I was looking at cute overload. I couldn’t believe that they actually thought this was cute/sane! Then I heaved a sigh of relief when I saw it was craftastrophe. Good job, old bean!

2. Noelle (8 comments.) Says:
   December 9th, 2009 at 10:08 pm

   Now that’s genuis!!
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3. Noelle (8 comments.) Says:
   December 9th, 2009 at 10:09 pm

   Um, genius

4. Sarah Says:
   December 9th, 2009 at 11:09 pm

   So I have seriously thought about getting one of these for my cat who doesn’t have the best grooming habbits. I only which the pine tree was really sented like a car freshener, it would be a lot better then ir ia now!

5. steen (21 comments.) Says:
   December 10th, 2009 at 9:54 am

   I wonder how many of these Dooce has received in the mail from readers, hahahaha!

   I totally thought the disco ball one was the Death Star, by the way.
   steen´s last post ..I Might Be A Misandrist

6. Mo Says:
   December 11th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

   The evergreen air freshener style one really is the best. Very funny.

   But all I can think about these is how much more of a problem than brown eye will be be on a pet owner’s hands (literally!) when they don’t get it off in time for the inevitable crap.

7. Jane Doe Says:
   December 12th, 2009 at 8:46 pm

   Alright. I was just innocently perusing buzzfeed (urp) when I found this totally creepy website, with the segmented doll monster at top. WTF are you all smoking? Don’t you have anything else to do, like find a job or wash the dishes or get a psych eval? Really.

   

   IzzyMom (1 comments.) Reply:
   December 13th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

   Shouldn’t you be directing that question to the person who MADE the segmented doll? Geez…don’t shoot the messengers!

   

   sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Reply:
   December 13th, 2009 at 10:57 pm

   And I suppose you were doing just those things while you were perusing the internet, right?

   Then, didn’t you take the time to comment on this site, making assumptions that we don’t work or wash our dishes?

   BTW, anyone who makes a point of stating that they were “innocently perusing” the internet is totally lying and looking at porn. Just sayin’.

   

   boneman (2 comments.) Reply:
   December 14th, 2009 at 10:48 am

   WAIT A COTTON PICKIN’ MINUTE!
   I think the ‘caterpillar’ doll up top is way cool art!
   What?
   Can’t you find any porn today?
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8. boneman (2 comments.) Says:
   December 14th, 2009 at 10:55 am

   WOW!
   I WON?!

   COOL!
   Turns out I was having a contest at MY place, too!
   http://gatorfeedingtips.blogspot.com/
   and the winner gets an all expense paid trip for themselves and their families and twenty nine of their favorite bloggers and their families to AUSTRIA!
   FOR A YEAR!
   WOW!
   (sound too hard to believe?)
   (and what do they say about when a thing sounds too hard to believe?)
   d=))
   Did you hear about the Blonde skeleton they found in a closet?
   Turns out she was the 1975 Hide and Seek Champion….
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9. Jane Doe Says:
   December 14th, 2009 at 2:47 pm

   I am really sorry. My snark aimed wrong. I like this website and the art. I apologized for any misunderstandings. I will go away and not comment again. (tail between legs)

10. twincats Says:
    December 15th, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    I am still giggling and my cat has left the room in disgust. Because I totes want one!!!eleventyone!