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plushgun Shootin blanks

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Whether you’re feeling like a peacemaker or wish you could take out a little bit of aggression*, everyone wishes they had a gun sometimes.

Named for the famous frontierswoman, prostitute, and professional scout, Calamity Jane, best known for being an acquaintance to Wild Bill Hickok. This gun is made from electric pink fabric with black handle detail and 2 white bones on either side.

Hand-sewn. Actual purchases will vary slightly.

Measures approx. 8 inches in length.

* Plush guns are less likely to get you sentenced to life in prison.

Maybe it’s the Canadian in me, but I can’t say I’ve ever been disappointed to NOT have a gun… until now…

Too bad there wasn’t some plush bullets – with glitter, they HAVE to have glitter – I could throw while I pretend to shoot at a passerby.

Thanks Reba Jane!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 2, 2009 @ 8:45 pm  

4 Responses to “Shootin’ blanks”

  1. Katherine Says:

    Wait, was Calamity Jane really a prostitute? Oh, not the point of the post? My bad…

  2. Michael Says:

    “Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies” –Demetri Martin

  3. Elee Says:

    Um… I seriously feel I’m missing something here… What?… Why?… I have no idea why something like this would exist. Nothing about it makes sense. Am I still asleep? And I see from etsy that she has also made one with a mustache. *shakes head* Maybe you have to be American?

    Kristen Reply:

    Elee, not even Americans can make sense of some of the things people make. I would know. :)

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