I am Team Psycho-stalker-pervert-old-man-vampire-cold-as-ice-Edward lover while Karen is all about the fuzzy warm drooling hound werewolf Jacob.
As much as we love the books and are braving the masses on the pre-release night of New Moon, we are on opposite teams when it comes to vampire and werewolf hotness.
I do believe we are on the same team when it comes to creep-tastic wall decals…
which look like they’ve been written in blood…
profess their longing for a long dead teenage boy who could (**SPOILER**) rip you apart with one shot of his Man Spirit (even though, HELLO! He’s dead. I mean, come on! He can make Man Spirit still? and babies? Pffft) …
isn’t that kinda like selling your soul to the devil or something?!
P.S. Honey, you best be careful. You are thisclose to showing Edward your lady bits.
Because really? Who doesn’t want a gigantor head of an angst ridden prima donna actor who will now forever carry the persona of a glittery vampire?
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November 17th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
The deep cultural ill revealed by that Volvo quote is the real stuff of nightmares. Plus, it’s a waste of a nice font. Look at that lovely “g.”
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November 17th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
The fact that they have an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL KID sitting next to that quote FREAKS ME OUT. The head, not so much, because the guy IS attractive and little kids have eyeballs too. But… just… ack.
November 17th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
I got nothing.
Nothing but:
GO TEAM JACOB! *growl*
November 17th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Wow.
I never thought those thoughts before. Now that I see them in vinyl on walls with young girls, my life will never be the same.
I’ve been touched by a vinyl (wall cling)
Now I know how to surprise my husband for my birthday. While he’s at work, I’ll put up ALL of them, each on a different wall of our bedroom. Then I’ll get a gold comforter and bedset. With iron roses.
And a big can of spray glitter.
Awww yeah! It’s going to be the best birthday EVER!!!
PS, my friend choked when I read to her the “man spirit” part and we realized what it was. That is the best name ever!
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November 17th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
LMAO! I thought more people would get that. Or they do and they’re just not saying anything. HAHA
November 17th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
The 2nd book, I was so mad at Bella and her “but I LOVE the creepy, cold, way too old for me dude that I’m willing to give up everything I’ve ever wanted in my life” attitude, while she had a nice werewolf boy there making her LAUGH and BE HAPPY that she completely ignored, I just had to read the rest of them. . . damn it.
(man spirit, *snerk*. I’ll have to use that one from here on out)
November 18th, 2009 at 4:21 am
Wow! That makes my sister’s New Kids On The Block sleeping bag (from WAY back in the day) look pretty tame.
…Man Spirit *snicker* We call it “man milk” where I’m from.
And Go Team Jacob!
November 18th, 2009 at 8:42 am
You’d think, if they were going to put it up for practically forever on a wall, they’d hit spell check on the contractions, right? Just sayin’.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:22 am
I have a tshirt that says..”Forget Princess I want to be a Vampire” And I wear it in public. I like that one they have up there about the prince on the horse. LOL
And what about Emmett. I don’t want an Edward. I want an Emmett.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:17 am
BAHAHAHAHAHA, Man Spirit. I god, I’m gonna die laughing.