There’s only ONE thing that could be even more excruciatingly awkward than this photo: unintentionally taking this dude home from the bar one night.
Dare you to try it. Buy this painting. Hang it over your couch and then search out Mister Lovah Lovah and bring him home. Convo me with the results!
P.S. It totally looks like someone had an itchy ass. Can’t hide that scratching when you’ve got paint on your hands, Mister.
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November 24th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Awkward.
November 24th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
bet paint is a bitch to get out of those hard to reach areas…
November 24th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Um did anybody else notice no tan lines?
November 24th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Why is most of the paint IN his crack?
November 25th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
“Itchy ass” OMFG you’re hilarious! I’m just really glad that the bright blue stripe isn’t lower (& angled) because that would mean someone had thought of a paint enema. What’s wrong with me?
November 26th, 2009 at 1:07 am
OMG, who posted that picture of me!? (blush)
December 7th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
It doesn’t even look like a real person. Notice the big biceps with a fat fold on the back and a flat butt. Strange.