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Painting in the nude

There’s only ONE thing that could be even more excruciatingly awkward than this photo: unintentionally taking this dude home from the bar one night.

nakedpaint Painting in the nude

Dare you to try it. Buy this painting. Hang it over your couch and then search out Mister Lovah Lovah and bring him home. Convo me with the results!

P.S. It totally looks like someone had an itchy ass. Can’t hide that scratching when you’ve got paint on your hands, Mister.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 24, 2009 @ 2:19 pm  

7 Responses to “Painting in the nude”

  1. Karen Sugarpants Says:

    Awkward.

  2. Sally Says:

    bet paint is a bitch to get out of those hard to reach areas…

  3. Kim Says:

    Um did anybody else notice no tan lines?

  4. Katherine Says:

    Why is most of the paint IN his crack?

  5. Laurinda Says:

    “Itchy ass” OMFG you’re hilarious! I’m just really glad that the bright blue stripe isn’t lower (& angled) because that would mean someone had thought of a paint enema. What’s wrong with me?

  6. Flat Butt Society Says:

    OMG, who posted that picture of me!? (blush)

  7. Rita Says:

    It doesn’t even look like a real person. Notice the big biceps with a fat fold on the back and a flat butt. Strange.

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