Turkey Lurkey! |
I don’t know WHAT this is, but despite what the crafter says, it’s ain’t no turkey. It’s more like Toucan Sam getting buggered by something who lives near a pineapple under the sea. WTF?
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I don’t know WHAT this is, but despite what the crafter says, it’s ain’t no turkey. It’s more like Toucan Sam getting buggered by something who lives near a pineapple under the sea. WTF?
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New! Jimmy Choo! Because nothing says Choo like used beaten up shoes with a feather glued to it.
Get your pennies out! All 7,500 of them.
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I’ll have two eggs, over easy. Toast, white, and three slices of bacon.
Oh, and make my bacon pimp, please.
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I love how the crafter specified it wasn’t for drinking. Especially since all of her pictures are blurry. Ironic.