Because it’s decorative gourd season, motherf*ckers.

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There’s only ONE thing that could be even more excruciatingly awkward than this photo: unintentionally taking this dude home from the bar one night.

Dare you to try it. Buy this painting. Hang it over your couch and then search out Mister Lovah Lovah and bring him home. Convo me with the results!

P.S. It totally looks like someone had an itchy ass. Can’t hide that scratching when you’ve got paint on your hands, Mister.

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Did you say turkey table toppers?  I thought you said dirty table toppers!

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There’s nothing that thrills me more than a pissed-off cat. Also I thought those red gobbly things hung down.

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