Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you – Modified Barbie™.
Modified Barbie™ has had her lower extremities replaced with vertebrae giving her the appearance of a half eaten mermaid majestic, and awe inspiring creation.
Modified Barbie™ comes with a string around her neck to hang her with…
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This is a modified barbie doll sculpture. her waist and legs have been replaced with vertebrae and is somewhat mutant fish-esque. the bones are of baked and painted scupty held together with waxed thick thread. oh, there’s a piece of brass in the links. her claws are made of sculpty and plumber’s putty. nipples also glazed sculpty. the torso, head, face, and light blonde hair are as found. she’s 15″long and hangs from a string around her neck. adorable barbiecritter. not really to be played with as perhaps somewhat fragile but definite display item. took many days to build. it’s the first of a series in progress. i’ll sign a confimation card to go with it. oh, the price? uh, $40.00. oh, don’t eat this or swing it around either. shipping is $6.00 in the u.s.
Ah, damn. I was TOTALLY sold on Modified Barbie™ until they said I couldn’t eat it…
Thanks @whymomdrinksrum
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November 5th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Holy shit, that would traumatize a kid for life. Hell I’m not a kid and I’m pretty sure I am .
November 5th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
I have a feeling that this ‘crafter’ walks around saying PUT THE LOTION ON. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON.
*shudders* big time.
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November 5th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
God, that’s disgusting.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Do they also make masks and lamp shades from human flesh?
November 6th, 2009 at 12:20 am
This is something my crazy aunt marge would buy. and then gift wrap and give to me as a present.
*opens Creepy Barbie*
“Gee, thanks…”
November 6th, 2009 at 11:42 am
I was eating oatmeal when I read this.
I’m not anymore.
bleeeech. I feel sick.