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Mattel is going to wish they thought of this

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you – Modified Barbie™.

Modified Barbie™ has had her lower extremities replaced with vertebrae giving her the appearance of a half eaten mermaid majestic, and awe inspiring creation. 

Modified Barbie™ comes with a string around her neck to hang her with…

modifiedbarbie Mattel is going to wish they thought of this

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modifiedbarbie2 Mattel is going to wish they thought of this

This is a modified barbie doll sculpture. her waist and legs have been replaced with vertebrae and is somewhat mutant fish-esque. the bones are of baked and painted scupty held together with waxed thick thread. oh, there’s a piece of brass in the links. her claws are made of sculpty and plumber’s putty. nipples also glazed sculpty. the torso, head, face, and light blonde hair are as found. she’s 15″long and hangs from a string around her neck. adorable barbiecritter. not really to be played with as perhaps somewhat fragile but definite display item. took many days to build. it’s the first of a series in progress. i’ll sign a confimation card to go with it. oh, the price? uh, $40.00. oh, don’t eat this or swing it around either. shipping is $6.00 in the u.s.

Ah, damn. I was TOTALLY sold on Modified Barbie™ until they said I couldn’t eat it…

Thanks @whymomdrinksrum

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 5, 2009 @ 2:00 pm  

6 Responses to “Mattel is going to wish they thought of this”

  1. Stacey (2 comments.) Says:

    Holy shit, that would traumatize a kid for life. Hell I’m not a kid and I’m pretty sure I am .

  2. Lori Magno (46 comments.) Says:

    I have a feeling that this ‘crafter’ walks around saying PUT THE LOTION ON. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON.

    *shudders* big time.
    Lori Magno´s last post ..India Paisley Drop Earrings My ComLuv Profile

  3. Katherine Says:

    God, that’s disgusting.

  4. David (10 comments.) Says:

    Do they also make masks and lamp shades from human flesh?

  5. Abbie Says:

    This is something my crazy aunt marge would buy. and then gift wrap and give to me as a present.

    *opens Creepy Barbie*
    “Gee, thanks…”

  6. Kristen Says:

    I was eating oatmeal when I read this.
    I’m not anymore.

    bleeeech. I feel sick.

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