The part that scares me the most? The MOTHER. EFFING. STICKER.
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The part that scares me the most? The MOTHER. EFFING. STICKER.
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November 14th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Wow. Part of me wants to smell the sticker. The rest of me is holding that part down and beating it with a sock of quarters.
I bet boxing didn’t develop on that world. I suppose the plus side is that they can increase the carrying capacity of their vehicles just by blasting the air conditioning. Now I’m imagining what a hot day would be like and… wow… no.
November 15th, 2009 at 9:06 am
I have no words for the very deep revulsion I feel at this moment. Just trust that it’s very real and very strong.
November 15th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
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November 15th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Just …. omfg. Please pass the brain bleach?
November 15th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
mommy…… im scared…….
November 16th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Is it sad that I actually want this? It reminds me of the Penis Pokey book!
November 18th, 2009 at 9:44 am
hahahaha oh my god this is amazing!! then i read down to the comment about boxing and a cold day…and snorted. i havent done that in ages…so thank you!
this is frickin hilarious. especially the “NArd” part. i am such a child (im 27)