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November 22nd, 2009 at 9:17 am
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November 22nd, 2009 at 10:10 am
That hat would be fine for an infant maybe, but not for any child that’s become sentient and self-aware…
November 22nd, 2009 at 11:17 pm
I hate to say this knowing that someone with far more skill than me designed it, but…That is completely hideous. I feel for the poor boy in the photo!
November 23rd, 2009 at 4:49 am
It took me a second look to realise that the yellow dangly thing by the kid’s ear is the turkey’s leg… the anatomy of this whole thing has now freaked me out. I shouldn’t think so much…
November 24th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Is it just me, or does the turkey’s head look like a….?
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November 24th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Good grief! This hat reminds me of the hat my husband said his grandmother made him when he was a child. It was a Big Bird hat and he tried desperately to destroy it on the way to school. He managed to pull the pompom off the top but the beak was there to stay, he said. He only wore it when he was within sight of his mother and then stuffed it in his bag.
Unfortunately, he told me, it kept his ears warm.
November 26th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Every other commenter hates this, but I…WANT…sold out…
…must have pattern for next year…I bet I could make a reasonable copy just from the photos.