Did you say turkey table toppers? I thought you said dirty table toppers!
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Did you say turkey table toppers? I thought you said dirty table toppers!
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November 24th, 2009 at 10:32 am
I didn’t know turkeys came in Dalmatian spots…
marveen Reply:
November 24th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
I thought those were carved of Dalmation jasper…which while a fine stone in itself, is completely unsuited for the cartoonish turkeys.
Kathy Johnson (13 comments.) Reply:
November 24th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
No, actually they’re ceramic according to the artist (click on the word “source” to see the Etsy listing).
November 24th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Huh. ALMOST cute.