Whether you’ve been to a strip club or not, I’m sure you can imagine what those ladies can do with a stripper pole. All that upper body strength? Leg wrapping techniques?
Uh. Nevermind.
Hey, mommy? What’s on your necklace?!
“Oh, nothing sweetie. It’s just a dancing lady.”
A wee little nekkid lady.
Uhhhhhh. Riiiiiiight.
I’ll contack you right after you clean that stripper pole. It’s a little too authentic for me.
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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 25, 2009 @ 10:09 pm
November 25th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
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November 25th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Did she put it on a bunch of bananas to take a picture of it. REALLY?
November 25th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
where is the source? I gotta see the amount she is charging for this – so I can laugh, not purchase, btw
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sam {temptingmama} (164 comments.) Reply:
November 25th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Oh shoot!
It’s there now, bananas and all. LOL
November 26th, 2009 at 10:17 am
I am just curious if the figurine is “hand forged” also or really a scary cake topper I could pick up at the 5 and dime store? I say could….not would!
November 26th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Amongst the many insane decisions this piece indicates, I think the best indicator of just how far gone the creator must be is that they used sterling silver wire only to paint over it.
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:50 am
bananas, this piece is totally bannanas……. i want it btw