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And then I bleached my retinas…

Whether you’ve been to a strip club or not, I’m sure you can imagine what those ladies can do with a stripper pole. All that upper body strength? Leg wrapping techniques?

Uh. Nevermind.

Hey, mommy? What’s on your necklace?!

stripper And then I bleached my retinas...

“Oh, nothing sweetie. It’s just a dancing lady.”

stipper2 And then I bleached my retinas...

A wee little nekkid lady.

stripper4 And then I bleached my retinas...Uhhhhhh. Riiiiiiight.

I’ll contack you right after you clean that stripper pole. It’s a little too authentic for me.

stripper3 And then I bleached my retinas...

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on November 25, 2009 @ 10:09 pm  

7 Responses to “And then I bleached my retinas…”

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  2. Fi Says:

    Did she put it on a bunch of bananas to take a picture of it. REALLY?

  3. bluepaintred (24 comments.) Says:

    where is the source? I gotta see the amount she is charging for this – so I can laugh, not purchase, btw
    bluepaintred´s last post ..Sock Love My ComLuv Profile

    sam {temptingmama} (152 comments.) Reply:

    Oh shoot!

    It’s there now, bananas and all. LOL

  4. Kas (1 comments.) Says:

    I am just curious if the figurine is “hand forged” also or really a scary cake topper I could pick up at the 5 and dime store? I say could….not would!

  5. Fargo Says:

    Amongst the many insane decisions this piece indicates, I think the best indicator of just how far gone the creator must be is that they used sterling silver wire only to paint over it.

  6. kaelie Says:

    bananas, this piece is totally bannanas……. i want it btw :)

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