Ladies and Gentlemen, Turkducken.

GENIUS.

WANT.

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I love mah teef necklace, dontchu?

See what I did there? Dontchu? Don’t chew?

Thanks Kerrie!

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I don’t know WHAT this is, but despite what the crafter says, it’s ain’t no turkey.  It’s more like Toucan Sam getting buggered by something who lives near a pineapple under the sea.  WTF?

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New! Jimmy Choo! Because nothing says Choo like used beaten up shoes with a feather glued to it.

Get your pennies out! All 7,500 of them.

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I’ll have two eggs, over easy. Toast, white, and three slices of bacon.

Oh, and make my bacon pimp, please.

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