Look, I liked Twilight as much as the next horny housewife, but I certainly drew the line at putting my pillows in the freezer and rigging our shower to dump glitter on my unsuspecting husband.
Edward was a little too pale for my liking. If you saw my husband, you’d know for certain that I’m Team Jacob. See also: Team Justin Bobby of The Hills. Rawr.
In the interest of Poptastrophe, I thought I’d bring out some old Twilight-inspired gems and present some new Vampire-y Goodies to mock freely.
First up: PUPPETS.
Meet Edward Cullen. You know, in case you’ve been under a rock and have never seen him.
And his blood-thirsty likeness in the form of PUPPETS!
and do you remember when we shared Growing Up Cullen? *snort*
Unless…
The Edward Cullen Shower Curtain:
Dreadful Dreadfalls and the Twilight Song:
and who could forget:
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October 8th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
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October 8th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
OH. MY. HOLY. HELL!
BAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!
Dear god I love this website.
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October 9th, 2009 at 1:15 am
I swear those are the WORST dreadfalls I’ve ever seen-and believe you me I’ve seen some bad ones!
Never seen Twilight-this makes me even more resigned not to.
October 9th, 2009 at 1:19 am
The shower curtain. Oh my god, the shower curtain. If I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom I would freak the hell out. And, it’s like eye-toilet level. *shudder*
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October 9th, 2009 at 2:43 am
I think the thing that made me laugh the hardest was the shoes… ‘Cause, I gotta admit, the puppets? While not a great idea, still pretty well made. Though I do agree with Kaylynn about the shower curtain… I don’t even want to think about how long it would take for me to get used to someone staring at me during my private bathroom time.
October 9th, 2009 at 6:03 am
Is it just me or does that last crocheted doll look a bit more like Conan O’Brien than Edward Cullen?
October 9th, 2009 at 8:53 am
On that note, while looking around online for glitter gels (because I’m going to be somewhat of a parody of the Twilight vampires for Halloween) I found this and giggled because I have the maturity and sense of humor of a twelve year old boy:
“Edward’s Essence”
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=26496950
So I guess it answers a burning question amongst Twilight fans…
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October 9th, 2009 at 8:56 am
i think I’m starting to like this website… i luv the puppets…and about the shower curtain,..(haha!)..creates a feeling that someone is really staring at you…
October 9th, 2009 at 9:59 am
For a minute I thought that “Hello My Name Is” was a flask and I was all, “Hell yeah!” but it was just another scrabble tile necklace.
They should make some more useful Twilight Crafts. Like a cozy for that vampire dildo you put in the freezer. http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/twilight-dildo
October 9th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Bella’s…womb.
I’m sorry, that’s all I had to say. I need a shower now.
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October 9th, 2009 at 11:47 am
I’m sorry, but this is so many levels of awesome. I almost shat myself when I saw the shoes.
October 9th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
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October 9th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
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Enjoyed this post so much couldn’t help but add it to my meme – Favorite Friday!
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Is it a bad thing that I almost wanted a few of these? *giggles*
October 9th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Oh how I wish I had stopped reading before I got to the womb. Oh so much.
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October 9th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
wow. you all really don’t have anything better to do than criticize other peoples creative work? what do you care what they are making? what do you all have to show for all your free time? besides this blog i mean. which i must say, might be your creative way of expressing yourself. i just think its kinda mean and if you put your mind to actually making something creative you might not have all this extra energy to waste putting people down.
i am curious to see if this post even makes it through or if you screen it out.
just some thoughts. you ARE after all, entitled to your opinions.
twi-fan and crafty gal, pren
kaelie Reply:
October 11th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
its just a bit of fun, chill out, and the site dnt just mock things it put some really awsume but unusual stuff on it too.
October 9th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Twlight fans need to stop, in general. Funny post.
To: pren, get the stake out of your bum.