You know, for the girl you *really* love…
When you tell her she’s the one you want forever, do it with art. How could she deny you with this?
Thanks Sunny!
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October 24th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Handy chart indeed but….perhaps if her feet weren’t warped out sideways she might have reached the unnamed pinacle of desirability in the tip-top lavender area.
October 25th, 2009 at 1:25 am
Can I be the flavor of the month fuck? Seems I’d get more dick out the deal…lol.
October 25th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Doesn’t it seem a little backwards? Maybe you’d only diddle a pity fuck, but would go balls deep with a forever fuck?
October 25th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Jen,
My boyfriend and I thought the same thing. You only put the tip in if you really don’t want to fuck her, but if you can go “balls deep” then her is surely a keeper right?
October 25th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
The girl in the drawing has the most terrifying vag ever. Just for the record. Either she has pink hair or…I don’t want to think about how that thing is constructed.
October 26th, 2009 at 4:06 am
And you thought proposing on the Jumbo-tron was classy.