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October 16th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
So when I pick up fast food takeout am I supposed to tip the Taco-bell employee? Give me a break they saw her and thought “OOoooo big money coming.”
October 16th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Yeah, Kim! I was gonna say the same thing. I don’t tip on takeout. Wherever it comes from. Bad me I guess.
October 16th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
I have never tipped on take-out. No one I know has ever tipped on take-out. If you need a tip to carry a bag of food from the kitchen to the counter, for me to then serve to myself, away from your establishment, then you’re full of shit.
I agree that the Outback employees saw the cash cow coming & were pissed that Miley didn’t pull a George Clooney on them.
October 16th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Hmmm — I didn’t know you were supposed to tip on take-out, either. I never have. And I have a reputation for being a generous tipper, too.
October 17th, 2009 at 1:50 am
Thank goodness others agree with me! I’ve had people tell me that you should tip in this instance, because the server had to coordinate and pack up your food. How exactly is that any different than going through the drive-thru at McDonald’s?? Ridiculous.
If it were up to me, I wouldn’t ever tip at all.