Welcome to the Weekly Edition of Poptastrophe. Our friends over at MamaPop are made of win, and they have their fair share of catastrophes over in the celebrity circus arena. Together we have decided to form :
The Poptastrophe Alliance.
This is good for you – you get the worst of celebrities, served to you on a platter, every Friday.
Oh, David David David. Must you end up being like all the rest?
David Letterman announced on last night’s show that he received a package 3 weeks ago from an individual attempting to extort $2 million from him in exchange for keeping David’s affairs with staff members a secret.
(I suggest taking a very deep breath NOW. This isn’t going anywhere good.)
David then divulged that he had contacted the Special Prosecution Bureau of the Manhattan D.A.’s office., which in turn cut a phony $2 million check to the alleged extortionist who was arrested today.
David went on to admit that it was true: he had had sexual relationships with members of his staff and that he had testified to that fact before a grand jury earlier in the day.
(Which, um? UM?)
(SEX. WITH HIS STAFF.)
(Just please tell me it wasn’t Paul Shaffer.)
(Or that freaky red-haired dude.)
(Oh, GOD.)
(I think that we all need to take a moment.)
**MOMENT**
October 2nd, 2009 at 11:28 am
totally shocking!
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