Uhhhhhhhhh….

Ummmmm…

Wellll….

I….

Huh?

*crickets*

There. Are. No. Words.

Ahem.

*clears throat*

But! It has FRIENDS!

*crickets*

I. KNOW.

See the thing is: when I think “plush pillow”, I think “soft”, “cuddly”, “sleep”, “drool”, “snore”.

Now I want my bed.

This looks like itchy, scratchy, painted canvas.

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9 Responses to “Please pass the mushrooms!”

1. pgoodness (5 comments.) Says:
   October 3rd, 2009 at 3:22 pm

   I’m feeling kind of woozy….
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2. New Age Bitch (2 comments.) Says:
   October 3rd, 2009 at 3:23 pm

   I love the owl. And I want whatever drugs he had to look like that.
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3. Katherine Says:
   October 3rd, 2009 at 4:04 pm

   I’m with New Age Bitch. Drugs that good are not to be missed. Man… There is just no safe place to rest your eyes with these things.

4. Tiph (18 comments.) Says:
   October 3rd, 2009 at 4:19 pm

   I will admit, I think these are super cute. No, I’m not high.

5. Tracy (1 comments.) Says:
   October 3rd, 2009 at 5:19 pm

   I must admit… I like them too. They look a bit like Marc Chagall’s drunk animal pals.
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6. sam {temptingmama} (161 comments.) Says:
   October 3rd, 2009 at 7:01 pm

   I tell ya, you people are getting harder and harder to please. ROFL!

   I think the paint would be uncomfortable on mah face.

7. That Kind of Girl (9 comments.) Says:
   October 3rd, 2009 at 7:52 pm

   Am I just projecting here, or does that dog look like it’s enjoying the single most satisfying bowel movement of its canine existence?
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9. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:
   October 5th, 2009 at 6:28 am

   what did you use to color that? it looks like it will cause itchiness