Dear Santa,
I’ve been such a good girl this year. What I’d really like is a carousel of Crayola crayons and a couple of dirty colouring books filled with genitalia. Don’t forget the glitter crayons!
Love, Karen
p.s. I know about glitter. That’s why I asked. Someone should tell that dead teenager, Edward Cullen.
Thanks Annette!
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Posted by Karen Sugarpants
on October 29, 2009
Penis Paraphernalia,
Y'all Like Mah Vagina Art? |
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Yeah Puss looks thrilled.
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Where once fashionable teapots go to die…
Thanks Danielle!
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Posted by sam {temptingmama}
on October 27, 2009
This Centerpiece Might Make Your Guests Coil in Fear |
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And the winner wiener is:
Congratulations Melany, you win this:
The Golden Peen!
No, really. It’s all yours.
Okay, okay. Seriously. You win a gift certificate for whatever your heart desires from Eden Fantasys!
Congratulations!
Thanks again to Casey for this find!
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Posted by sam {temptingmama}
on October 26, 2009
Ornamental Psychosis,
Penis Paraphernalia |
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Me thinks they miss understood the meaning of ‘cutting edge’….
Thanks Casey!
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P.S. There are some really gorgeous items at this seller’s shop. If you buy anything, please let me know… so I can live vicariously through you.
Posted by sam {temptingmama}
on October 25, 2009
Knitting Nightmare |
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