America’s Late Night TV has certainly wrought upon us trends that I never ever thought would become popular. Take the Snuggie for instance. This backwards robe has sold over 56 kajibbillion since it first graced ad slots between old reruns of Three’s Company and late night soft porn. Ahem.
When I saw these, erm, Handerpants, I laughed right out loud. I can’t imagine who in their right mind would wear these, anywhere, for any reason.
Except maybe Gary Busey. He’s always running his fingers through that mess of hair and he is, well, a shithead of the highest order. See what I did there? Shithead? Underwear gloves? Heh.
Now that I made this prediction that they will never become a hit, you watch, they SO WILL. It’s right up there with the Redneck Tank Top we loved back in May ’09. Word.
Thanks Perez!
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October 30th, 2009 at 9:53 am
………I don’t understand these. But they did make me laugh outright.
October 30th, 2009 at 10:34 am
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October 30th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Just the thing for eating that partially-melted chocolate bar…
October 30th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Hey, I can see your “finger” sticking out there…
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October 30th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
… I don’t get it. What’s the point? Why not wear gloves, if your hands are cold, or, you know, just NOT wear these?
October 30th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
I’m trying to come up with a reason to wear undergarments on your hands…
and I’ve got nothing. This is like glittery feathers on pens and vampires – it makes you ask “why?” It’ll be huge.
October 30th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
So if your hands are only slightly chilly do they offer a HandThong instead?
November 1st, 2009 at 11:44 pm
WANT