(this is where Karen steps in and says, “dude. you’re SITTING. Do not complain to me about clicking a freaking button.”) (this is where Sam says, “Karen, quit being a douche.”)
Hope you enjoy the new look. Unless you’re using Internet Explorer. We curse you with the fire of a thousand glue guns. And we’ll fix that later. Happy Thanksgiving if you’re Canadian like us, and if you’re anyone else – that blows that you gotta work on Monday, sucker. We’re gonna go eat some turkey. But not like this hilarious freakshow.
Lots of Love, Sam & Karen
p.s. We’re still working out a few kinks, and in the meantime, feel free to get kinky with Barbie and MAYBE WIN SOMETHING! :::
Barbie is damn sick of all this talk about these slutty little girls who have been trying to steal her limelight. Many have speculated that Barbie may just be too tame for the young girls these days. Doctor Barbie? Daycare Barbie? Three Musketeers Barbie? They’re all a show people.
Barbie is a dirty, dirty whore.
From the listing:
This is a single blank greeting card with one of my ‘Fetishdollies’ images on it. It comes complete with white envelope.
You know, so you can mail a note to Nana, inviting her over for tea….
And!
Speaking of bondage and all things naughty sex we’re hosting another Eden Fantastys giveaway here at Craftastrophe for those who wanna get their freak on.
Eden Fantasys is your home for all things dirty fun like lingerie, vibrators, and everything bondage. You too can get your freaky Barbie on!
HOW TO ENTER: Go HERE.
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October 10th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Oh my lord. Love (am deeply afraid of) the new banner. Delighted (am terrified) about the contest idea. Not sure I need new sexy lingerie (I do) or bondage (15 years married, why not?) goodies, but I will renew my devotion to helping you highlight the most craptastic things on the planet!
Kudos ladies!
Also, blame Canada!
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October 10th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Love the new layout (not that I didn’t like the other, but this is what I’m supposed to say, right?)! As for the bondage barbies… I’m not seriously scarred and will probably never be able to look at my old barbies again. Thanks.
PS, saw someone wearing a fork bracelet the other day and TOTALLY thought of Craftastrophe.
October 10th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
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October 10th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Craftastrophe: New Look, Same Great Taste*!
*And by taste, we mean that lingering I-vomited-a-little-in-my-mouth aftertaste.
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October 11th, 2009 at 12:01 am
[...] Go check out their post about it – all you have to do is find a good submission from Etsy to send to them, comment on it, and you'll be entered! [...]
October 11th, 2009 at 7:12 am
Great layout!
freaking doll up there!..haha
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October 11th, 2009 at 10:00 am
WOOHOO! I entered the contest. My dog keeps getting ahold of MY toys so now I need new ones!
October 11th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Hello, ladies – love the new design. That thing creeps me out and makes me laugh all at the same time.
October 11th, 2009 at 11:51 am
I too love the new look. Also, I totally sent y’all a submission.
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October 12th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
I sent a picture I found that someone painted it’s pretty scary.
October 12th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
This year I’m thankful for crafting horrors and sexy prizes!
October 12th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
omg! the vagina lady!!
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October 12th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
stitch pixie pouches
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October 12th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
i also sent a site with tons of vag art
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October 12th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Awesome post!
October 12th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Sent you two awesome things I found while lurking about. Love the new design.
October 13th, 2009 at 2:25 am
I love this blog! I’ve been crafting since I was a wee tot and have always lived with the understanding that “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.” And now, not only do you bring me joy simply by existing but you give me a chance to win “toys”? You are my new best friend.
I submitted the Plush Guns and the Buck Tea Cozy. I hope you like them as much as I.
October 13th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
i’ve sent in something i found….tho its just plain ridiculous, its not a throw-up-a-little-in-your-mouth-find.
which, of course, are my favourite ones!