And the winner wiener is:
Congratulations Melany, you win this:
The Golden Peen!
No, really. It’s all yours.
Okay, okay. Seriously. You win a gift certificate for whatever your heart desires from Eden Fantasys!
Congratulations!
Thanks again to Casey for this find!
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October 26th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
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October 26th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Awesome. I won
How do I claim the prize?
October 26th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
and now i’m going to go around all day chanting, “i’ve got a golden peen! i’ve got a golden peen!”
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October 26th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I’d totally give this to my boyfriend for Christmas if he wouldn’t be offended! Hahaha, I think it’s brilliant! Peen ornaments for Peen trees!
October 27th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Ya mean that’s not a hand bell?
October 27th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
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October 27th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
OH
MY
GOD
this blog is hilarious.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
that is a hell of a prize. at this point i would even settle for a FLACCID peen. at least then there would be some sort of hope of some action in the sheets.