From the listing:
This is a once-in-a-lifetime “masterpiece” of mine that was started several years ago when I lived in Michigan…Just got her finished this Winter here in CA.
She is nearly 70 inches tall, head to heels of boots! Semi-poseable, can sit in a chair or propped in a corner for a stunning addition to your home, club, or bedroom. She has a wooden armature “skeleton” in the legs and back up to neck.
Stuffed with quality Polyfil and shredded foam and she is quite soft and cuddly!This leather doll is a true OOAK art object! The hat, gauntlets and bikini are removable! The hands are from re-purposed vintage gloves, the Italian boots are rescued from a local thrift shop. Hand-stitched face details, eyes are painted wood. Permanently-attached goldtone chain w/ swivel-snap.
Shipping estimated at $100.00 in the Lower 48 USA. Maybe ship via Greyhound bus. Local pick-up available, too! Note: the coffee cup is NOT for sale!!!
Well okay then. When I saw this picture, I thought it may have been taken right before Lolita Leatherbody back-handed the crafter:
Semi-pose-able, all in leather. She’s like a Real Doll.* Only not. Even. Close.
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* not linking. if you don’t know what a Real Doll is, go ahead and Google but it’s NSFW.
October 6th, 2009 at 8:43 am
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October 6th, 2009 at 8:47 am
Her cushioned lips kind of worry me.
Aaaaaand now I’ve grossed myself out before the first cup of coffee. Awesome.
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October 6th, 2009 at 9:03 am
I was so close to buying this, but if they can’t even throw in the damn coffee cup – which TOTALLY makes this – then forget it.
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kdaniel Reply:
October 6th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Seriously, it’s like, don’t entice potential buyers with mugs that you’re too lazy to move out of the frame of your pictures! Dealbreaker indeed. ::nods::
October 6th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Sometimes, I just really don’t know what people were thinking…
October 6th, 2009 at 10:16 am
That’s a SHE? It’s an pretty incredible piece of work, really, but if you’re going to go to all that effort… wouldn’t you want to make it something NICE?
Tiph (18 comments.) Reply:
October 6th, 2009 at 10:46 am
That’s exactly what I thought! “Uh, she?!”
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October 6th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Ya this is really funny. Nice piece of art indeed.
October 6th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Really?!? HER? SHE! I wonder if the artists parents didn’t let her attend those classes in school where they teach you the difference between boys and girls. Yeah, the last thing I think I would try is to remove that “bra”.
October 6th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
oooooh, this is odd, im gonna put this on my xmas presssy wish list, (should get some odd looks from my parents) lol
October 6th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Just what I need sitting around in my house to scare the crap out of me when I forget about it! Geez….
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October 6th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
My american girl doll freaks my husband out… I can only imagine what this would do.
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October 7th, 2009 at 8:58 am
I’ve always wondered what these crafters look like if they make stuff like this….
Seriously, WTF is that thing on “her” chin????? And those lips?! Those lips make me think of some kinky leather blow-up doll.
October 7th, 2009 at 11:45 am
If that’s a “her,” why does she have a mustache?
October 14th, 2009 at 9:17 am
creepy
October 14th, 2009 at 9:18 am
btw how much for the coffee cup?