From the listing:
Mousieur is a friendly presence for your home or garden. He has a foam armature, coated in cement, with an artful moasic coat of broken Spode china and glass mosaic tile. His spots are black and white toile and black glass. His round face is pink and black glass tile with red lips made from a piece of broken glass orb. Mousieur is 15" long, 6" from ear to ear and 7" from the tips of his toes to the tops of his ears. He is sealed and prepared to endure weather and dust. He loves the garden but is sensitive to freezing so needs to be taken inside for the winter. This gentleman weighs 6lbs.
Uh yeah, I didn't need to know all that. Because Mousieur will never, ever live at my house.
Lest you think I'm being a snob and that Mousieur is really cute (just look at that that face - 3 bumps and some ears, no less!
), take a gander at his back end:
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on October 14, 2009 @ 7:27 am