Dear Santa,
I’ve been such a good girl this year. What I’d really like is a carousel of Crayola crayons and a couple of dirty colouring books filled with genitalia. Don’t forget the glitter crayons!
Love, Karen
p.s. I know about glitter. That’s why I asked. Someone should tell that dead teenager, Edward Cullen.
Thanks Annette!
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October 29th, 2009 at 9:08 am
I love that tshirt! I need to find one of them! And the glitter would be awesome for those coloring books.
October 29th, 2009 at 10:39 am
I was actually at Good Vibrations the other day (taking a blow-job seminar. oh the things we do for the sake of blogging!) and saw a similar coloring book to the vagina one, but with an even less family-friendly name.
I wonder if those books are how Georgia O’Keeffe got her start?
October 29th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Hahahaha, oooh, haha!!……Help! Someone pick me up off the floor….I’ve laughed and I can’t get up!
October 29th, 2009 at 11:28 am
I’ve also heard it referred to as “Raver Herpes”. OH, and I’ve coloured in a copy of this book before… I thought we needed glitter.
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October 29th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Diamond..I believe the term for glitter is “Raver Scabies” since, all you have to do is BE at a rave, and two days later you’ll find glitter in your unmentionables, somehow…..
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October 29th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
You just made my Christmas shopping so much easier.
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October 29th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
What the hell is sticking out of that silhouette’s side?! Is that supposed to be a hip?
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November 3rd, 2009 at 11:36 am
why, just why?