Colour Me Confused

cocks-colouring-book vagina-colouring-book Dear Santa, I've been such a good girl this year.  What I'd really like is a carousel of Crayola crayons and a couple of dirty colouring books filled with genitalia.  Don't forget the glitter crayons! Love, Karen p.s. I know about glitter.  That's why I asked.  Someone should tell that dead teenager, Edward Cullen. glitter-is-the-herpes-of-craft-supplies Thanks Annette! {source and source and source}
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on October 29, 2009 @ 8:05 am  

8 Responses to “Colour Me Confused”

  1. Taylor Blue (91 comments.) Says:

    I love that tshirt! I need to find one of them! And the glitter would be awesome for those coloring books. :)

  2. That Kind of Girl (3 comments.) Says:

    I was actually at Good Vibrations the other day (taking a blow-job seminar. oh the things we do for the sake of blogging!) and saw a similar coloring book to the vagina one, but with an even less family-friendly name.

    I wonder if those books are how Georgia O’Keeffe got her start?

  3. Kristen Says:

    Hahahaha, oooh, haha!!……Help! Someone pick me up off the floor….I’ve laughed and I can’t get up!

  4. Diamond (27 comments.) Says:

    I’ve also heard it referred to as “Raver Herpes”. OH, and I’ve coloured in a copy of this book before… I thought we needed glitter.
    .-= Diamond´s last post ..Amaterasu – OOAK =-.

  5. Andie (11 comments.) Says:

    Diamond..I believe the term for glitter is “Raver Scabies” since, all you have to do is BE at a rave, and two days later you’ll find glitter in your unmentionables, somehow…..
    .-= Andie´s last post ..Gettin’ a Groove On =-.

  6. Brandi (4 comments.) Says:

    You just made my Christmas shopping so much easier.
    .-= Brandi´s last post ..Dress Me up. =-.

  7. Ren (5 comments.) Says:

    What the hell is sticking out of that silhouette’s side?! Is that supposed to be a hip?
    .-= Ren´s last post ..Avitaween Costumes =-.

  8. craftlinda (1 comments.) Says:

    why, just why?

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