Dear Santa,

I’ve been such a good girl this year.  What I’d really like is a carousel of Crayola crayons and a couple of dirty colouring books filled with genitalia.  Don’t forget the glitter crayons!

Love, Karen

p.s. I know about glitter.  That’s why I asked.  Someone should tell that dead teenager, Edward Cullen.

Thanks Annette!

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8 Responses to “Colour Me Confused”

1. Taylor Blue (91 comments.) Says:
   October 29th, 2009 at 9:08 am

   I love that tshirt! I need to find one of them! And the glitter would be awesome for those coloring books.

2. That Kind of Girl (3 comments.) Says:
   October 29th, 2009 at 10:39 am

   I was actually at Good Vibrations the other day (taking a blow-job seminar. oh the things we do for the sake of blogging!) and saw a similar coloring book to the vagina one, but with an even less family-friendly name.

   I wonder if those books are how Georgia O’Keeffe got her start?

3. Kristen Says:
   October 29th, 2009 at 10:44 am

   Hahahaha, oooh, haha!!……Help! Someone pick me up off the floor….I’ve laughed and I can’t get up!

4. Diamond (24 comments.) Says:
   October 29th, 2009 at 11:28 am

   I’ve also heard it referred to as “Raver Herpes”. OH, and I’ve coloured in a copy of this book before… I thought we needed glitter.
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5. Andie (11 comments.) Says:
   October 29th, 2009 at 12:42 pm

   Diamond..I believe the term for glitter is “Raver Scabies” since, all you have to do is BE at a rave, and two days later you’ll find glitter in your unmentionables, somehow…..
   Andie´s last post ..Gettin’ a Groove On

6. Brandi (4 comments.) Says:
   October 29th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

   You just made my Christmas shopping so much easier.
   Brandi´s last post ..Dress Me up.

7. Ren (4 comments.) Says:
   October 29th, 2009 at 2:51 pm

   What the hell is sticking out of that silhouette’s side?! Is that supposed to be a hip?
   Ren´s last post ..Avitaween Costumes

8. craftlinda (1 comments.) Says:
   November 3rd, 2009 at 11:36 am

   why, just why?