I just can’t think of one occasion for where this may be suitable.

Guess that just makes me a straight edged stick in the mud, because really? I mean. You could wear mold just about anywhere. Right?

Don’t get me wrong. It’s cute, and well crafted; just… uh…. WHY?

I just can’t decide if it’s the moldy bread or the intestinal tract I like better.

Another thing…When I first read the dimensions I saw 4.5 and immediately thought inches (even though it’s actually centimeters) – and 4.5 inches? THAT’S HUGE. You’d be walkin’ around like Fava Flav with those intestines dangling from a gaudy chain.

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Then you could be all: FLLLAAVVVVAAA FLAAAAV. But not.

P.S. Flava Flav is 50!!!?! WTF!?

P.P.S. I feel old.

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7 Responses to “I wanna be just like Flava Flav”

1. Kaylynn (21 comments.) Says:
   October 2nd, 2009 at 10:22 am

   Yeah. No. Points for awesomeness, but I agree, where DO you where that?
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2. Kaylynn (21 comments.) Says:
   October 2nd, 2009 at 10:25 am

   That was supposed to be “where do you ‘wear’ that?”

   Now I feel like I”m just trapped in a bad 4th grade grammar assignment.
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3. Astacia (5 comments.) Says:
   October 2nd, 2009 at 11:14 am

   It’s a necrotic digestive tract. A gastroenterologist wouldn’t wear that dead-colored thing!
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4. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:
   October 2nd, 2009 at 11:18 am

   the new bling2 of flavah!

5. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:
   October 2nd, 2009 at 11:29 am

   that moldy break is SO cute! It deserves its own BET children’s show or something!
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6. Ren (4 comments.) Says:
   October 2nd, 2009 at 12:17 pm

   At first, I thought that bread was Mater from Cars.
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7. Katherine Says:
   October 2nd, 2009 at 12:47 pm

   Yeah… The bread’s kinda cute, but you’re right. Where WOULD one wear it??