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Welcome to the Weekly Edition of Poptastrophe. Our friends over at MamaPop are made of win, and they have their fair share of catastrophes over in the celebrity circus arena. Together we have decided to form :

The Poptastrophe Alliance.

This is good for you - you get the worst of celebrities, served to you on a platter, every Friday.

Remember the good 'ol days when the National Enquirer used to focus on crop circles and Jesus shaped french toast? Now - after a string of verified breaking stories - when they report, people listen. (Maybe you should take a second look at your breakfast after all.) So when I read that the latest in philandering douche canoes was none other than His Royal Hotness Josh Duhamel...I sort of believe it. It does have the ring of truth. Especially since the stripper passed a polygraph. Read more at MamaPop!

Posted by Karen Sugarpants on October 30, 2009
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America's Late Night TV has certainly wrought upon us trends that I never ever thought would become popular. Take the Snuggie for instance. This backwards robe has sold over 56 kajibbillion since it first graced ad slots between old reruns of Three's Company and late night soft porn. Ahem. When I saw these, erm, Handerpants, I laughed right out loud. I can't imagine who in their right mind would wear these, anywhere, for any reason. Except maybe Gary Busey. He's always running his fingers through that mess of hair and he is, well, a shithead of the highest order. See what I did there? Shithead? Underwear gloves? Heh.

Now that I made this prediction that they will never become a hit, you watch, they SO WILL. It's right up there with the Redneck Tank Top we loved back in May '09. Word. Thanks Perez! {source}

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This felted tea pot warmer, created by Pen, is made from a recycled sweater, wet felted, cut into shape, and hand sculpted. Buck measures approximately 32cms by 22cms. Buck will give your tea pot incredible warmth and undying companionship. A worthy addition to your kitchen.