About a week ago, one of my best friends
bought me an iPhone for my birthday. Yes, she is amazing and I love her, but Sam
insanely jealous and I'm not allowed to write emails to Sam from my iPhone because she says:
Don't reply to me on that iPhone ever again. It's like rubbing it my face each time.
((but not really. I'm totally serious.))
(((it makes me soooo jealous.)))
((((and make me think that you're mean.))))
Yeah, well I don't want to hurt Sam's delicate feelings so DO NOT tell her about this post. Ever. (Course I will admit to replying to that very email with "Not sent from my iPhone" because I'm a brat.)
One of our favorite readers, Hannah, was cruising for a case for her new iPhone. (yes Sam, EVERYONE has one but you, even that douchebag Hannah.) Sorry Hannah but I know Sam well enough that she is saying right now if she is reading this that you're a douchebag for having an iPhone. I'm sure you're not a douchebag.
So Douchebag Hannah came across this, which I'm pretty sure was plucked from the bottom of the ocean, all sharp and definitely something that would cut your foot open when you're chasing waves in Mexico, half-cut on mojitos. Mmmmm mojitos.
I can guarantee that case was originally bought at the dollar store and I'd be willing to bet all that hideous bling was too. So for all that plastic crap that was Made in China, you can bet you're getting TOTAL VALUE at $75. When are people going to stop buying crap at the dollar store?
This post was written with my iPhone. SUCKIT SAM. :P
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on September 2, 2009 @ 10:07 pm