What the WHAT!?
I can’t stop staring at those eff’n eyes. They seriously skeeve me the frig out.
I think I want this chandelier in the hallway outside my kids’ rooms.
Yes. I said chandelier.
Seriously.
RAAAWWWWWWWR. GET BACK IN YER BED!!!!
From the listing:
This octopus chandelier is made from sculpted arms and head, she has pink albino taxidermy glass eyes, pearl encrusted body covered with vintage and new pearls, scallop shells, pink pearl candles and painted with pearlized paint. She measures about 42″ diameter and is about 14″ tall.
Dude. Those eyes? ARE HUGE. I’d like to know what kind of *things* taxidermist are taxiderming that would needs eyes that ginormous AND ALBINO.
*shudder*
Come hither my pretties. Come feast among my shiny pearl-like eggs.
(or egg-like pearls? Whatever.)
And now ‘Octopussy‘ will forever have a whole new meaning to me.
P.S.? How could ’someone’ even name a movie that an it not be shot down immediately by those people who suck all the funny out of movie titles?
P.P.S. I can’t not giggle every time I say Octopussy.
P.P.S.S. Am twelve.
Thanks Pam D.!
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September 10th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
I really really love that!
September 10th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Holy farking nightmares, batman!
YIKES!
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September 10th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
I love that so much!!!
September 10th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Um, YIPE! I think those eyes might give me nightmares!!
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September 10th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
I want this SO much! Its awesome! How can you NOT love this?! J’adorehardcore!
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September 10th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Dude, my daughter has nightmares about some freaky black octupus ALL. THE. TIME. If only that were black, I would totally buy it and torture her with it.
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Kathy Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Karly, go into the seller’s “sold items” and check out the black octopus chandelier that she SOLD. That’s probably what your daughter’s been dreaming about…
September 10th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Yeah… sickly, I would want to put that outside of my (future) kid’s room, too. Scare that child right back to bed. I think it’s a great plan.
September 10th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
My biggest question is what unholy acts is the evil aquatic bearer of light going to perpetrate with those enormous seashells?! Shudder.
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September 11th, 2009 at 12:23 am
I would love to see the room that this would be the PERFECT fixture for … wait … maybe I wouldn’t …
September 11th, 2009 at 8:47 am
EEK! That thing makes me feel all squiggly inside. *shudder* And I always wondered the same thing about Octopussy! I mean, it’s not a movie about an 8-headed cat.
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September 11th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Ya’know, those eyes don’t really freak me out at all…..I kind of love this thing, although I have NO friggin idea where it would make an “ideal” centerpiece. I’d totally hang it in a walk-in closet. Would make getting dressed much faster.
September 11th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
ACK! I just threw up a little! That’s the scariest thing ever!
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September 11th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
That is farking awesome in a nightmares for life, make me pee the bed in the middle of the night kind of way!
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September 11th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
cool
A taxidermist is someone that takes dead animals and make them seem like they are alive again (are you getting it? ’cause my English is bahad)
September 11th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
This is awesome, in a really awful kind of way.
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September 11th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Adam Wallacavage does it so much better =/
http://www.adamwallacavage.com/octo/index.html
September 11th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
That is wonderful!
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September 11th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
This would be pretty amazing as a ceiling fan too…
Calliope Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Oh gosh, imagine those tentacles spinning very, very slowly… Menacing!
September 12th, 2009 at 6:45 am
wow! that’s really impressive art.
September 12th, 2009 at 6:48 am
That’s very artistic, that takes more than inspiration.
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September 12th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Wow, I actually visited the Adam Wallacavage website – I esp. like the purple one on pgs. 15/16. Very cool. Creepy, but cool.
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September 12th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
That is the most frightening light fixture I have ever seen.
The end.
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September 15th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Kinda having nightmares and it’s not even in my house. I think it might try to kill me in my sleep.
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September 16th, 2009 at 9:19 am
It would go perfect in my 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea themed dining room! LOL!
September 17th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
I am sorry but they are just rip offs of Adam Wallacavage. Right down to the pearls, shell candle holders, etc….
http://www.adamwallacavage.com
September 19th, 2009 at 12:37 am
This one is really great too. I think you have a strange idea of what is bad.