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My name is Pussy. Octopussy.

What the WHAT!?

I can’t stop staring at those eff’n eyes. They seriously skeeve me the frig out.

I think I want this chandelier in the hallway outside my kids’ rooms.

octopus1 My name is Pussy. Octopussy.

Yes. I said chandelier.

Seriously.

RAAAWWWWWWWR. GET BACK IN YER BED!!!!

octopus21 My name is Pussy. Octopussy.

From the listing:

This octopus chandelier is made from sculpted arms and head, she has pink albino taxidermy glass eyes, pearl encrusted body covered with vintage and new pearls, scallop shells, pink pearl candles and painted with pearlized paint. She measures about 42″ diameter and is about 14″ tall.

Dude. Those eyes? ARE HUGE. I’d like to know what kind of *things* taxidermist are taxiderming that would needs eyes that ginormous AND ALBINO.

*shudder*

octopus31 My name is Pussy. Octopussy.

Come hither my pretties. Come feast among my shiny pearl-like eggs.

(or egg-like pearls? Whatever.)

And now ‘Octopussy‘ will forever have a whole new meaning to me.

P.S.? How could ‘someone’ even name a movie that an it not be shot down immediately by those people who suck all the funny out of movie titles?

P.P.S. I can’t not giggle every time I say Octopussy.

P.P.S.S. Am twelve.

Thanks Pam D.!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on September 10, 2009 @ 7:39 pm  

28 Responses to “My name is Pussy. Octopussy.”

  1. Kim (1 comments.) Says:

    I really really love that!

  2. Colleen - Mommy Always Wins (2 comments.) Says:

    Holy farking nightmares, batman!

    YIKES!
    .-= Colleen – Mommy Always Wins´s last post ..Uh, yeah… =-.

  3. Mindy (1 comments.) Says:

    I love that so much!!!

  4. pgoodness (5 comments.) Says:

    Um, YIPE! I think those eyes might give me nightmares!!
    .-= pgoodness´s last post ..First Day =-.

  5. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    I want this SO much! Its awesome! How can you NOT love this?! J’adorehardcore!
    .-= candace trew camling´s last post ..Illustration Friday – Strong =-.

  6. Karly (4 comments.) Says:

    Dude, my daughter has nightmares about some freaky black octupus ALL. THE. TIME. If only that were black, I would totally buy it and torture her with it.
    .-= Karly´s last post ..It’s Been A Long Time =-.

    Kathy Reply:

    Karly, go into the seller’s “sold items” and check out the black octopus chandelier that she SOLD. That’s probably what your daughter’s been dreaming about…

  7. Katherine Says:

    Yeah… sickly, I would want to put that outside of my (future) kid’s room, too. Scare that child right back to bed. I think it’s a great plan.

  8. That Kind of Girl (9 comments.) Says:

    My biggest question is what unholy acts is the evil aquatic bearer of light going to perpetrate with those enormous seashells?! Shudder.
    .-= That Kind of Girl´s last post ..The Kind of Girl Who … polishes professors’ apples =-.

  9. GeekMama Says:

    I would love to see the room that this would be the PERFECT fixture for … wait … maybe I wouldn’t …

  10. Suzy Voices (9 comments.) Says:

    EEK! That thing makes me feel all squiggly inside. *shudder* And I always wondered the same thing about Octopussy! I mean, it’s not a movie about an 8-headed cat.
    .-= Suzy Voices´s last post ..Dog is My Co-Pilot =-.

  11. Kristen Says:

    Ya’know, those eyes don’t really freak me out at all…..I kind of love this thing, although I have NO friggin idea where it would make an “ideal” centerpiece. I’d totally hang it in a walk-in closet. Would make getting dressed much faster.

  12. JanS (17 comments.) Says:

    ACK! I just threw up a little! That’s the scariest thing ever!
    .-= JanS´s last post .."Nostalgia" Photo Challenge on I "Heart" Faces =-.

  13. Chibi Jeebs (10 comments.) Says:

    That is farking awesome in a nightmares for life, make me pee the bed in the middle of the night kind of way!
    .-= Chibi Jeebs´s last post ..Feeling like I’m missing out =-.

  14. Riechan Says:

    cool :D
    A taxidermist is someone that takes dead animals and make them seem like they are alive again (are you getting it? ’cause my English is bahad)

  15. Suebob (91 comments.) Says:

    This is awesome, in a really awful kind of way.
    .-= Suebob´s last post ..9-11 Tribute: W. David Bauer =-.

  16. Thoreau Like A Girl Says:

    Adam Wallacavage does it so much better =/
    http://www.adamwallacavage.com/octo/index.html

  17. Senoramuertos (4 comments.) Says:

    That is wonderful!
    .-= Senoramuertos´s last post ..The Crafter’s Devotional the beginning =-.

  18. Amanda Says:

    This would be pretty amazing as a ceiling fan too…

    Calliope Reply:

    Oh gosh, imagine those tentacles spinning very, very slowly… Menacing!

  19. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:

    wow! that’s really impressive art.

  20. jp - blogging (5 comments.) Says:

    That’s very artistic, that takes more than inspiration.
    .-= jp – blogging´s last post ..Twitter Expanded it’s TOS =-.

  21. Michelle (22 comments.) Says:

    Wow, I actually visited the Adam Wallacavage website – I esp. like the purple one on pgs. 15/16. Very cool. Creepy, but cool.
    .-= Michelle´s last post ..Quiet Reflections =-.

  22. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah (14 comments.) Says:

    That is the most frightening light fixture I have ever seen.

    The end.
    .-= Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah´s last post ..The Opt Out =-.

  23. Lori Magno (46 comments.) Says:

    Kinda having nightmares and it’s not even in my house. I think it might try to kill me in my sleep.
    .-= Lori Magno´s last post ..Cherry Blossom Pendant =-.

  24. MadeByM**** Says:

    It would go perfect in my 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea themed dining room! LOL!

  25. Rain Says:

    I am sorry but they are just rip offs of Adam Wallacavage. Right down to the pearls, shell candle holders, etc….
    http://www.adamwallacavage.com

  26. willie Says:

    This one is really great too. I think you have a strange idea of what is bad.






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