From the listing:

… I feel as if I’ve only begun my exploration about the realm of the half-round. Oh yes, more iterations definitely to come.

Can I just tell you? I AM GIDDY WITH ANTICIPATION.

Yes. I had to yell. I AM THAT EXCITED!!

Oh, you think I’m joking, don’t you?

I am so NOT joking.

Mmmm. MEAT.

This could only be better if it where Mac n’ Cheese Loaf instead of Olive Loaf.

Pass the mustard!

These are By. Far. the best shawls I’ve seen. I am so over the pashmina and all about the Corndog Cape Shawl.

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Don’t assume that it’s just a stupid duck.

It could be this weird, strangely adorable little mouser.

Not like those little bastards that are eating the poison under my sink and sprinkling it everywhere taunting me while they eat munch my crackers.

I wouldn’t doubt they’re calling me a stupid cracker too.

Damn mice.

Though, hearing these little buggers scurry across the kitchen floor may be pretty damn funny.

*THWAP, THAWP, THAWP, THWAP*

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This puts a whole new meaning to the phrase “walk all over me”…

At first I thought it was a blow up doll. I mean, we have featured those before.

But it’s not.

It. Is. So. Not.

The pain staking amount of work that was put into this project is truly awe inspiring. The features? The hair? The eyes?

AMAZING.

I’d love to put this in my living room and see the faces of my guests as they turn the corner and see a skin rug staring back at them, mouth a gape.

But I’m pretty sure it would also land me in a padded room after my basement was inspected for a secret well complete with a pulley system and a basket filled with lotions.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Now it places the lotion in the basket.

It places the lotion in the basket.

PUT THE F*CKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

*shudder*

Chrissy Conant’s talent is truly amazing. Creepy, but amazing. Go check out her portfolio, especially Chrissy Caviar. Um… WOW.

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Does NOT mean you should.

70′s called. They want their shorts back.

BTW. I bet these babies would give ya a TOTAL camel toe. Just sayin’.

Who wears short shorts!?

*scritch, scritch, scritch* I just don’t know…. I think it may be um… HOT and well, itchy. Knitted thong? Ya. Um. I… No.

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Here’s a special one for you my lovelies.

Don’t say I never give you anything… um… Special.

Yes. Special, that’s it.

No need to thank me.

Really. There’s no need.

From the website:

Description:

TITLE: Self portrait on a used maxi pad.

MEDIUM: Panty Liner,Menstrual blood,acrylic,water colors and paper.

SIZE: 8 1/2 X 6 1/2,framed under glass.

But!

Oh! There’s a but alright.

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STATUS: SOLD!!!

I sh!t you not.

Bet you’ve now got that burning desire to go craft some selfies, eh?

*shudder*

Thanks superfoodlamb for this one. I think….

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