Seriously?

Which is worse, this or the toothbrush bracelet?

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Welcome to the 1st Weekly Edition of Poptastrophe. Our friends over at MamaPop are made of win, and they have their fair share of catastrophes over in the celebrity circus arena. Together we have decided to form :

The Poptastrophe Alliance.

This is good for you – you get the worst of celebrities, served to you on a platter, every Friday. I haven’t seen a pairing this awesome since Donald Trump became the spokesperson for Double Stuffed Oreos.

Oh you think I’m kidding?

I told you I wasn’t kidding.

Now without further adieu, take it away Mamapop!

Since 40 isn’t allowed to exist in Hollywood, unless of course YOU’RE A MAN, many celebrity women seem willing to do whatever it takes to freeze time. Sadly, the only thing frozen are their faces.

Of course they deny having anything done, instead crediting their appearance to “diet”, “exercise”, and, my favorite, “good makeup!”. Yet, we have our suspicions…

Let’s start with Meg Ryan. Beautiful girl grew into beautiful woman and then…CLAYMATION. Why, Meg, why?

The following celebs refuse to fess up. So, you be the judge. Good genes or good doctors?

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This, dear readers, is ART.

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I love Lady Gaga. I’ll admit it. Yeah, she is different and her music has this odd addiction factor like it may in fact, be laced with heroin. Basically she is like hard core street drugs: stupid, fun, bad for you and highly addictive.

And she makes you feel a little bit strange.  Possibly because some of us *ahem* Mamapop *cough* are certain she has a penis.  *shudder*

You can’t help but like her.

She reminds me of that awkward stage I hit at age 13.

Except I didn’t have boobs. (or a penis.)

ANYWAY.

When Jen sent this toilet paper cozy in, she mentioned Lady Gaga and I have to agree:

The resemblance is uncanny.  Get it?  Uncanny?  *snort*  Although those legs are way more Amy Winehouse than Lady Gaga.  Lady Gaga has always looked showered when I’ve seen her.

And uhhh, nice brass knuckles.  Is that so I won’t come home drunk and pass out on the bathroom floor (again)?  That doll looks like it could take me DOWN.

Lady Gaga would love this toilet paper cozy!  They have the same faux ears goin’ on.  I bet if LG had this toilet paper cozy in her house, she would take away it’s scissors and give it a homemade Disco Stick!

I mean, it’s obvious she loves crafts.  Am I right?

Thanks Jen!

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Okay, maybe a princess in my own little world.

In reality? I’ll be headed into lock down.

Here Joey, put on Mommy tights. They will be perfect for underneath your paper bag!

Yes. I know it’s getting chilly out but you mustn’t deter from the art, Joey! Since you have no need for your arms, you can hug yourself warm beneath the bag!

Now Joey, dear, remember to smile.

No, I know they cannot see your face, but they can hear your smile in your voice!

Ready Adam?! I think this will be what I’m wearing to the Halloween party this year.

That is if I can get past Customs.

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