Seriously. I do. I mean, I know The Guys already know when Mmmmmm GIIIIRRRLLLL arrives on site. Our boobs give us away immediately. Then all the eyes turn as their brains tell them FRESH MAIT.
It’s true. You’ll just have to believe me.
Like those guys standing at the top of the ramp for their coffee break? They’re not standing there because that’s where the coffee is: it’s because TEH GIRLZ walk past up there, not down in the hole.
True story!
But.. then I saw this:
Artist explanation:
We had a really terrible hurricane in 2004 named Ivan. It destroyed about 80% of the building where I worked. Anytime we had to enter the building we had to wear hard hats – which was really gross for me to wear one that had been on someone’s sweaty head. So I asked for a new one and they were so nice to give me one. The very first day I had it one of the construction workers asked to borrow it. I removed the foam off the band so it would be easy to clean and sanitize when I got it back. Then I took it home and painted it. It turned out cute and there wasn’t another one like it on the military base. And, the guys didn’t ask to borrow it again either!! Can’t imagine why!
I wonder if she’ll put gerbera daisies on mine for me.
Show them all the beauty they possess insiiiiiiide…..
Another great recycled creation! When I found this vintage faux fur coat from the 70’s I knew it had possibilities! I have transformed it into any army of little plush guinea pigs with soft fleece tummies and removable microwavable rice bags inside.
There’s nothing like looking lovingly into the beady little eyes of your new creation. Awwww….
Craigslist is a beautiful thing. Need a sprinkler?
From the listing:
I built this guy last Friday & used him to water the lawn all day Saturday. People driving past, gawked at him like they had never seen a guy vomiting a steady stream of water all over the place. I put an ad to offer to sell him on here under “arts & crafts” on Sunday, but didn’t get any takers. I did get one very nice peice of fan mail from someone called the Dragon Planter and of course a couple peices of spam. At 1st, I thought I might just keep him, but then thought somebody else might be more “into him” then I am. So am advertising again, and udating this ad on Friday the 17th.
He is life size & made from articulated steel rods w/a detachable ceramic head. The top of which is actually a planter that can have plants planted in it.
He can be posed in pretty much any postion a real human can pose in.
He would be good for filling a swimming pool.
I think if you dressed him like a cowboy & wired him to the fence, he’d make a pretty good stock tank filler too.
The kids would probably like to run through his barf on hot days.
You could put him in or near a pond & use a recirculating pump instead of hooking him to the garden hose.
You could dress him in womens clothes & put a wig on him. Making it a lady puker instead.
I can drive him down to Spokane for another $20, [must be prepaid by money order or check issued from bank of America only] and elsewhere possibly.
Please excuse the poor quality of the photos. I am horrible at taking pictures.
This art piece, entitled Little Sister, is likely NOT what Queens of the Stone Age had in mind. Nevertheless, for a hundred and fifty bones, you can have yourself a matted print of someone’s banana tied up with electrical tape & wire, & well, screwed. Ahem.
My husband the electrician would probably take great offense to his banana being treated this way, despite his love for electrical tape & wire, and of course, getting screwed.
(now my brother is rocking in a corner somewhere. hee.)
