From the twisted and brilliant mind of Toenail Art girl (how could you forget that one?), comes a gift that no man could resist. (Well, other than the sexy stylin’ Meat Dress, of course.)

I’ll let her explain it:

What are you supposed to send a man to show him that you love him? So, I decided to hone in one what really lights a guy’s fire and see if I could turn it into a deliverable.

MEAT.

Yes, that’s right. A MEAT arrangement. What guy wouldn’t want to answer the door, only to find a Bouquet of Animal Flesh waiting for him?

Just imagine the advertising….

You love your man.

You really love your man. How do you express it?

Why not a Vase O’ Meat? Or the sizey Pot O’ Meat?

Or even our extra large Garden O’ Meat! The Garden O’ Meat, a veritable fantasy manland where fresh flesh flowers grow from a salty sausage soil… Mmmmmm!!

So, um, anyway…

(OH MYLANTA I LOVE HER.)

(Go read the whole post.  It’s hilarious and there are a million pictures of her creation and her funny man.)

Thanks Rachel.  You rock my sausage.

12 Responses to “Forget Bouquets of Flowers. Forget Fruit Arrangements. GO MEAT!”

1. flutter (56 comments.) Says:
   September 2nd, 2009 at 12:36 am

   ok, ew.
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2. Katherine Says:
   September 2nd, 2009 at 1:18 am

   Wow… That is one of the most profoundly disgusting food creations I’ve ever seen.

3. Taylor Blue (84 comments.) Says:
   September 2nd, 2009 at 8:07 am

   How come the name Toenail Art makes me shiver in itself. I had a hard time reading the rest of the post because of the thought of that. Toenails make me want to puke. LOL

4. TexasDeb (3 comments.) Says:
   September 2nd, 2009 at 8:15 am

   What’s the problem? The world doesn’t need some prettied up meat?

   Heaven help me I think I am (mostly) OK with the protein posies but that sausage coil is cringeworthy for real.
   TexasDeb´s last post ..Out to Lunch

5. TexasDeb (3 comments.) Says:
   September 2nd, 2009 at 8:16 am

   Sheesh – make that sausage SOIL folks. Off for more coffee!
   TexasDeb´s last post ..Out to Lunch

6. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:
   September 2nd, 2009 at 8:40 am

   hahaha go meat! go meat!

7. MadeByM**** Says:
   September 2nd, 2009 at 9:02 am

   Actually, MY husband would like it! He’d be in meat heaven (though he’d prefer steaks and chops over processed “meat”)!

8. e. (3 comments.) Says:
   September 2nd, 2009 at 10:11 am

   My vegetarian husband is cringing at the thought of this.

9. Rachel @ Grasping for Objectivity in my Subjective Life (4 comments.) Says:
   September 2nd, 2009 at 8:06 pm

   Thanks for featuring my, umm, creation! Glad you enjoyed it…and I must say, “Oh Mylanta” is exactly right. Love it!
   Rachel @ Grasping for Objectivity in my Subjective Life´s last post ..Victory is Sweet Like Pink Ice Cream.

10. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 9:49 pm

    that looks very perishable… I wonder how many hours it would have to sit out before you could grow all sorts of fungi?
    candace trew camling´s last post ..Updated Etsy Shop: Buttons!

11. Andruss (1 comments.) Says:
    September 3rd, 2009 at 5:59 am

    Actually, MY husband would like it! He'd be in meat heaven (though he'd prefer steaks and chops over processed "meat")!;…

12. chuck lodyte Says:
    September 10th, 2009 at 12:10 am

    A thoughtful gift……when you care enough to send the very beast