Forget Bouquets of Flowers.  Forget Fruit Arrangements.  GO MEAT!

From the twisted and brilliant mind of Toenail Art girl (how could you forget that one?), comes a gift that no man could resist. (Well, other than the sexy stylin' Meat Dress, of course.) I'll let her explain it:
What are you supposed to send a man to show him that you love him? So, I decided to hone in one what really lights a guy’s fire and see if I could turn it into a deliverable.

MEAT. Yes, that’s right. A MEAT arrangement. What guy wouldn’t want to answer the door, only to find a Bouquet of Animal Flesh waiting for him? Just imagine the advertising…. You love your man. You really love your man. How do you express it? Why not a Vase O’ Meat? Or the sizey Pot O’ Meat? Or even our extra large Garden O’ Meat! The Garden O’ Meat, a veritable fantasy manland where fresh flesh flowers grow from a salty sausage soil… Mmmmmm!! So, um, anyway…

(OH MYLANTA I LOVE HER.) (Go read the whole post.  It's hilarious and there are a million pictures of her creation and her funny man.) meat bouquet 2 Thanks Rachel.  You rock my sausage.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on September 2, 2009 @ 12:20 am  

12 Responses to “Forget Bouquets of Flowers. Forget Fruit Arrangements. GO MEAT!”

  1. flutter (62 comments.) Says:

    ok, ew.
    .-= flutter´s last post ..I wonder =-.

  2. Katherine Says:

    Wow… That is one of the most profoundly disgusting food creations I’ve ever seen.

  3. Taylor Blue (91 comments.) Says:

    How come the name Toenail Art makes me shiver in itself. I had a hard time reading the rest of the post because of the thought of that. Toenails make me want to puke. LOL

  4. TexasDeb (3 comments.) Says:

    What’s the problem? The world doesn’t need some prettied up meat?

    Heaven help me I think I am (mostly) OK with the protein posies but that sausage coil is cringeworthy for real.
    .-= TexasDeb´s last post ..Out to Lunch =-.

  5. TexasDeb (3 comments.) Says:

    Sheesh – make that sausage SOIL folks. Off for more coffee!
    .-= TexasDeb´s last post ..Out to Lunch =-.

  6. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:

    hahaha go meat! go meat!

  7. MadeByM**** Says:

    Actually, MY husband would like it! He’d be in meat heaven (though he’d prefer steaks and chops over processed “meat”)!

  8. e. (3 comments.) Says:

    My vegetarian husband is cringing at the thought of this.

  9. Rachel @ Grasping for Objectivity in my Subjective Life (7 comments.) Says:

    Thanks for featuring my, umm, creation! Glad you enjoyed it…and I must say, “Oh Mylanta” is exactly right. Love it!
    .-= Rachel @ Grasping for Objectivity in my Subjective Life´s last post ..Victory is Sweet Like Pink Ice Cream. =-.

  10. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    that looks very perishable… I wonder how many hours it would have to sit out before you could grow all sorts of fungi?
    .-= candace trew camling´s last post ..Updated Etsy Shop: Buttons! =-.

  11. Andruss (1 comments.) Says:

    Actually, MY husband would like it! He'd be in meat heaven (though he'd prefer steaks and chops over processed "meat")!;…

  12. chuck lodyte Says:

    A thoughtful gift……when you care enough to send the very beast

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