This puts a whole new meaning to the phrase “walk all over me”…
At first I thought it was a blow up doll. I mean, we have featured those before.
But it’s not.
It. Is. So. Not.
The pain staking amount of work that was put into this project is truly awe inspiring. The features? The hair? The eyes?
AMAZING.
I’d love to put this in my living room and see the faces of my guests as they turn the corner and see a skin rug staring back at them, mouth a gape.
But I’m pretty sure it would also land me in a padded room after my basement was inspected for a secret well complete with a pulley system and a basket filled with lotions.
It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Now it places the lotion in the basket.
It places the lotion in the basket.
PUT THE F*CKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!
*shudder*
Chrissy Conant’s talent is truly amazing. Creepy, but amazing. Go check out her portfolio, especially Chrissy Caviar. Um… WOW.
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September 15th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
This would be perfect for a PETA person! Heck, I want this in MY house!!
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September 15th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
NICE. Thanks for the nightmares. Egads.
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September 15th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Wow, so many issues, so few therapists qualified to address this. Wow wow wow.
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September 15th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
And I thought I had no ass…
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September 15th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
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September 17th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Hahaha I literally LOLed at that one, thank you
September 15th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
It’s not so much the rug, but the memories you brought back with the quotes from Silence of the Lambs! I can’t even say the word “basket” without getting chills!
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September 15th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
LOVE. B/c my IMMEDIATE thought was, “Oh, I’m fucking commenting ‘it put the lotion on its skin’ for sure.” before I even read the post. Hah!
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September 15th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
this is amazingly well done! Dang! Checked out her portfolio… love the quirkiness!
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September 16th, 2009 at 6:15 am
This is REALLY DISTURBING. I love it!
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September 16th, 2009 at 6:20 am
This woman surely has lost WAAAY too much weight – skinny bi*ch
September 16th, 2009 at 8:05 am
I. have. no. words.
September 16th, 2009 at 8:28 am
This woman is a talented artist, but she has some SERIOUS issues that need to be dealt with by mental health professionals…
September 16th, 2009 at 9:01 am
Can you imagine……….a romantic evening, in front of the fireplace, with a glass of your favorite wine and your favorite person, cuddling on the bear skin rug……oops, I mean the female human skin rug! Runs screaming from room……………
September 16th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Maybe I’m a little twisted, but I think that is absolutely hilarious!!!! Freaky but hilarious!!
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September 16th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Not sure I will ever recover from seeing that plastic face.
Thanks for that.
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September 16th, 2009 at 11:56 am
You know you’re gonna get the folks at Jezebel after you…
September 16th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
silence of the lambs reference…..i love u for that, not enough people have seen that movie, and i sooooo neeed this rug!!!!!!!
September 16th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
I would like to order three of them. One for my bed.
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September 16th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
I would SO love to put this on someone’s bed during the night… i can hear the screaming now…
September 16th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
I think it’s supposed to be a comment on the bears with their mouths open… stating the obvious …
Still — oddly compelling. In a good way I think.
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September 17th, 2009 at 8:28 am
woooaaah! isn’t this too frightening?!
September 17th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
i’m not quite sure i could look at that each day, it’s kind of creepy! but i would have never been able to think of it! you go girl!
September 18th, 2009 at 5:32 am
Has anyone else noticed the crafted lady bits give to her, but no nipples in sight.. wierd! Also would actually have me in tears if I saw it in person (sufferer of automatonophobia – fear of things that look like humans but aren’t).
September 26th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Horrifying.