In college I owned a lime green jacket made of vinyl. I thought I was the hottest thing around.

Yes. Vinyl. Lime green. I can’t tell you how badly I wish I had a picture for you.

It was 2001. Yes. I. KNOW.

My then (sexual relations) buddy thought it was amazing, HOT, and totally sexy.

He’s now my husband thankyouverymuch.

He was right about one thing. Totally hot. Like sweaty just breathing hot. Sweat dripping down your back hot. Don’t-even-bother-dancing-or-you-will-cook-from-the-inside-out HOT.

Kinda like Ross’ leather pants.

I can’t watch that without giggling uncontrollably.

I have no idea how to properly segue this so I’ll just say: Hot. Boobies.

What? It’s late. I’m tired. Suck it. *snort*

Um. Wha?

Uh. Okay.

Wait. Wait! It gets better! I swear!

A complete unitard of latex with inflatable bewbs.

Now that? THAT’S HOT.

(P.S. In the crotch area? There’s some metal-ish beads / pins / clasps. Don’t ask what that’s all about. I suspect some access point. You know? Like a spanx hole?

{source} — The shop has some um, other random fetish items if you’re so inclined. Consider yourself warned.

10 Responses to “Yet, I still have an urge to shove my face between them”

1. Kaylynn (21 comments.) Says:
   August 20th, 2009 at 10:33 pm

   If only Vampira was alive to see this day.
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2. Daphne (6 comments.) Says:
   August 21st, 2009 at 12:16 am

   lol why is it the words that come to mind are * I want to bite them boobies and see if they pop!
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3. Al_Pal Says:
   August 21st, 2009 at 3:03 am

   Heh. That lime green jacket sounds pretty awesome.

4. kgirl (2 comments.) Says:
   August 21st, 2009 at 7:25 am

   Does it come in red?
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5. reikifeet Says:
   August 21st, 2009 at 8:19 am

   i tried to make myself not visit the source (virtual rubbernecking?) but couldn’t resist. OMG what is it that people do with this stuff??? ooohhhh baby, forget about dinner — when you get home tonight, my body will be completely encased in your favorite masked hooded catsuit, and just try to peel it off my sweat-drenched body! Hope i remember deodorant!

   i guess i shouldn’t “yuck someone else’s yum” but uhm WOW

6. Andie (11 comments.) Says:
   August 21st, 2009 at 12:18 pm

   Two words for ya.

   Baby. Powder.
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   Sarah Jane (2 comments.) Reply:
   August 21st, 2009 at 10:15 pm

   i love you. i think i just woke someone up, laughing as hard as i did.
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7. Amanda (12 comments.) Says:
   August 21st, 2009 at 2:53 pm

   A lime green jacket, eh? I’ll take that and raise you some shiny fire engine red vinyl bell bottom pants. Bf thought they were so hot he married me. (And I would HOPE so, he DID pick those corneal offenders out.
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8. Sarcastic Mom (2 comments.) Says:
   August 23rd, 2009 at 4:24 pm

   HOLY.SHIT.

9. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:
   August 24th, 2009 at 8:18 am

   wow that’s huge you know haha