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I Think I’ll Stick To My Plain, White, Boring Toilet, Thanks.

Barbie herself would be pretty pleased with this Pretty in Pink version of the almighty girl-throne.

custom toilet I Think Ill Stick To My Plain, White, Boring Toilet, Thanks.

At $2100, this lovely number isn’t cheap, but the only thing that keeps running through my mind is how in the heck would you clean all that grout?  Call me a germ-a-phobe, but it just seems to me that all those nooks and crannies would be ideal places for poo germs to have an all out crazy-ass rave, complete with glow necklaces and boomboomboomboom and poppin’ ecstasy all up those little VIP rooms between all that toilet bling.

So um, ew.  Say no to drugs, kids.

Thanks Nic!

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Posted by Karen Sugarpants on August 9, 2009 @ 9:24 pm  

21 Responses to “I Think I’ll Stick To My Plain, White, Boring Toilet, Thanks.”

  1. followthatdog (27 comments.) Says:

    Maybe you can just upgrade your flush handle. That’s so awesome.
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  2. Deb (58 comments.) Says:

    And if you happen to need a place to be ill for a minute or 45, just what you want, hundred of slivered mirrors reflecting back fun show versions of your incapacitation. That would help a lot.
    Deb´s last post ..Have you been half asleep, and have you heard voices… My ComLuv Profile

  3. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    the handle where you flush is teh awesome. seriously…
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  4. flutter (56 comments.) Says:

    Oh, pink blingy Jesus. My crap does not need to be that fancy

  5. Lauren (3 comments.) Says:

    My husband and I are building a house and THANKFULLY the toilets haven’t been installed yet because we will definitely be upgrading! Or, rather than sticking it in a WC where no one will see it we should put it in the living room! YESSSSSSSSSSS
    Lauren´s last post ..Wanna be fwends? My ComLuv Profile

  6. nutty mummy (2 comments.) Says:

    Well ….. I may love it a teeny tiny bit :)

  7. jennuinecandles (2 comments.) Says:

    I’m wondering if a maid comes along with that toilet to clean all of the nooks and crannies after each use. LOL

    Gotta love the the handle though.
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  8. jennuinecandles (2 comments.) Says:

    I’m wondering if a maid is included; someone needs to clean every nook and cranny to keep it sparkling clean. LOL

    I do have to say I like the handle though.
    jennuinecandles´s last post ..Pure and Simple – 9 ounce Palm Wax Candle (USD $10.00) My ComLuv Profile

  9. Tammy Says:

    It would make a great planter out in front of my grandma’s house. It would probably upstage the plain white one she currently has out there!

  10. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:

    hahaha you can’t clean thoroughly those bedazzled toilet bowls! haha

  11. yolanda Says:

    I love it all the way to $2100 and from what I read on the site last time this went up on another blog, they properly coat it with clear resin to seal all those nooks and crannies for safe cleansing. it would be lumpy but not harbour crevices for bacteria.
    Oh if only the budget allowed to spend that kinda dough (plus shipping) on a toilet I’d redesign the entire bathroom around it!!!!!!

  12. Kaylynn (21 comments.) Says:

    Well…if that ain’t gangster I just don’t know what…

    Also, I think “‘crazy-ass’ rave” may be an unfortunate description for a toilet.
    Kaylynn´s last post ..10 Things That Make Me Happy My ComLuv Profile

  13. Aunt Becky (7 comments.) Says:

    Is it wrong that I kind of want it?

  14. nameolamo Says:

    I want this!

  15. MonkeyGal Says:

    That is my dream toilet. The very one that I dreamed of ever since I was a little girl! When I buy a house, I’m soooo getting one of these and I am soooooooooo not kidding. You will all be invited over to worship my throne!

  16. donna (1 comments.) Says:

    Meghan McCain would LOVE it!

    http://www.dependablerenegade.com/dependable_renegade/2009/08/nobody-knows-the-troubles-i-seen.html

  17. Tiffany Says:

    I give the maker mad props. It’s really bad-ass! I am especially impressed with the mudflap girl handle…But I have to say that I would be somewhat wary of having the parts of me that use the toilet most reflected back in multi-faceted disco ball glory.

  18. Tiffany Says:

    Oooooo, I bet if you bought this you could do your own gynecological exams! It may cost $2100 but think of the doctors bills it could save you over a lifetime.

  19. Michelle (22 comments.) Says:

    LOL @ Tiffany!

    I’m not a huge fan of mudflap girl silhouettes, but as a toilet flush handle, it totally RAWKS
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  20. Eleam Says:

    Grout sealer would be a ‘must’. Then, no (bacterial) worries. :)

    (I am SO NOT a ‘girly girl’… but I still kinda want this)

  21. LeAnn Says:

    Oy, I’m drooling over this. I live in an apt, so I can’t bling up my toidy, but maybe the lovely pink seat is doable. Getting ideas…

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