Look, I hate to waste your Friday with this, but the fact of the matter is, it’s Friday. You’re not doing any work anyway, let’s just admit that right now.
So why not caption this very special salt and pepper shaker set:
Then, head on over to Crappy Taxidermy, where you will find much much worse things for your enjoyment and be horrifically pleased with the quality of time you are wasting.
Thanks Tracy for the great find!
*shudder*
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on August 7, 2009 @ 10:13 am
August 7th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Now this is just proof that my mind lives in the gutter. S&P shaker? I took one look and thought… dildo cozie. Or at least dildo storage – you know, who’d go look in that thing?
I need help.
.-= Karen´s last post ..Friday Fill-ins =-.
Tiffany Reply:
August 7th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Vibrator cozy is the first thing that came to my mind too! I don’t know if I should be more horrified or relieved that it is supposed to hold salt and pepper. Who’d want to eat foodstuffs that reside in that?
August 7th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Holy crap! I’m speechless.
.-= Suzy Voices´s last post ..Blame it on Aunt Becky =-.
August 7th, 2009 at 11:19 am
wrong that is just wrong, and nasty! did i mention nasty!
August 7th, 2009 at 11:32 am
…and Binky the rat learned never to muddle with paint and matter transporters ever again…
.-= Justine´s last post ..Oldest Known Paralyzed Human Discovered : Discovery News =-.
August 7th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
cool containers for salt and pepper
August 7th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Scabbers learns why you should not disapparate in your animal form.
.-= Jessi´s last post ..Old Boyfriends =-.
August 7th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
from my boss: You dirty rat….
August 7th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Very few things in life go together as well as salt and pepper. But even the relationship of salt and pepper endured much strife with the presentation of the rat shakers. Neither could settle for being the butt end.
August 7th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Oh my-wrong…on so many levels. I’ma go with vibrator cozy as well.
August 7th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
You know what’s funny in that oh-my-god-what-the-hell kind of way? I saw these a long time ago, when I was searching for rat stuff (since we have a pet rat) and I managed to BLEACH them from my MEMORY. Until Craftastrophe, anyway.
I can’t believe they’re still selling them. If you look at rat stuff on Etsy, there is some seriously messed up shit out there.
August 7th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Eeeeeeeeew! On the table? with FOOD? with stuff inside you put ON food? Oh nononononononononononono. No. Please. Must unsee.
August 7th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
You know, there isn’t much room left in my little brain, in fact, I’m pretty sure I am topped out now that this little gem forced out that one last calculus equation.
.-= Amo´s last post ..A pause. =-.
August 7th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
I heard the blue dye in M&M’s helped heal back injuries in rats but turned them blue. (srsly.)
But even though they feel better I doubt they appreciated the cruel irony of getting chopped in half after all the dye with no chocolates.
.-= moosh in indy.´s last post ..so this one time, at band camp, there were rifles. =-.
August 7th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Thank God it’s salt and pepper…..I saw a vibrator cozy at first glance too.
August 8th, 2009 at 8:31 am
But just think of the dinner conversation possibilities! You could pass the pepper to your mother-in-law and then say “See? I DO give a rat’s ass!”
Speaking of which…how does one fill these? Eeeewwwwwwwwwwww!
August 8th, 2009 at 11:40 am
This might be the worst thing I’ve looked at on the internet all week…next to Schmutzie’s disembodied pig head, that is. Way to spread the love, people. I might need an I.V. now. Holy Crap…who does this kind of thing in their spare time? I guess it’s more creative than what I do in mine…watch reality television and True Blood.
August 9th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I must admit I am by no means a sensitive person. There isn’t a lot that could scare me away from dinner or prevoke a gag reflex but this is one time where I am truly glad I didn’t read your post until after dinner…
Thank you for bringing me an image to aid in my diet, I am actually thinking about posting this on my fridge. Will keep you informed as to the effectiveness!
August 9th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Poor, poor Whiskers… Not only was his upper torso severed, but his giant robotic penis had migrated like a flock of geese.
August 11th, 2009 at 9:32 am
You know, I looked at this picture before I read the description, and I was convinced that it was some sort of cozy for a vibrator, ’cause that silver thing poking out? Totally looks like the top of a vibrator.