Ernest.  Cute, though I’m sorry he’s covered in blood, because dang.  That smile is infectious.  Like Hepatitis B, only sweeter.

I imagine these cards came out during the Bush administration?  What do I know, I’m Canadian.  I can’t think of an instance where I’d be able to send them out though.  Yanno, unless Americus invades Canader. (don’t even think about it, Americus.)

Conrad must know Ernest.  In ways most people don’t know each other.  Like they may or may  not have been involved in a double homicide.  Or a blood clot fight.  Oh damn, I totally grossed myself out there.  *sploosh*

Oh my gosh!  Charlie’s (<— don’t click that link!) been bought on ebay and is now being sold for parts!

I’m a dog person, so all you freaky-deaky cat people will have to tell me whether this decapitated cat toy is up your pussy’s alley or not.

Mmmm nothing like the romantic ambiance of a bloody eyeball candle.  Wanna make out, zombie-muffin?

So you find a date on Match.com and go to meet him.  Wearing this blood spatter necklace.  I hope you have a lot of batteries at home, cuz you’re going to be alone a long time, ya crazy nut.

A painting called “bloody tissues.”  Not sure exactly where one would hang this in their home, but I’m going to say probably not the front foyer?

“The Eater of Children 12 Inch Horror Doll.”   Okay so um, not to be rude or anything, but wouldn’t TEOCTIHD’s legs be like, 4-5 inches long?  And children, they are much bigger than that yes?  GOOD LUCK, BUDDY.  p.s. Tell your creator to STAY STILL when she takes your picture.  We like to see what we’re laughing at.

So this lady took it upon herself to paint a self-portrait on paper and stick it on a used menstrual liner.  When this first got sent in, I was like, “yeah but this is like putting a post it note on a maxi pad – she didn’t really paint ON the pad.  big whoop.”  After another look, I realized that a) she framed this piece; and b) it’s hanging somewhere in her home.

Which, ew.

From the listing:

i was at a flea market and found an old rusted outdoor plant stand. thought to myself…ah……clean it up, put plants in it, a nice summer treat! then i thought……NOT…….too “normal” ( lol), so decided to make an art piece instead. originally it was going to be an outdoor piece, which is why i grouted the original set of “doll’s heads”. grout can withstand the elements. i have several grouted doll’s heads on poles in both my back and front yard (who knows what my neighbors must think!). but then i liked it so much i decided to keep it inside and expand the piece to have 3 side/front pieces.

since it had to do with “plants” the old nursery rhyme came to mind:” mary mary quite contrary. how does your garden grow. with silver bells and cockle shells and pretty maids all in a row”. well, obviously too long a title for an art piece so i shortened it to “mary mary…pretty maids all in a row”.

once i finished it and placed it in my living room the cat decided that she also loved it and started “chewing” on the 3 side/front pieces. oh no. so i took those up to my studio and boxed them for safe keeping. the cat still likes the main standing piece but doesn’t seem to chew on it as much. whew!

what is weird is that the doll’s heads move……i go to bed at night and they are facing one way. in the morning they are looking in another direction! maybe they “play” at night?

That last part made me shudder for real.  OMG OMG OMG!

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Thanks Shay!

{source} <— the artist wants you to know she not only took the pictures but that she made this piece.