You people sure have an affinity for weirdo cats lately.

This one kinda reminds me of my own cat though.

Hellish.

Like this? This is the look I get when he craps outside his litter box.

This is how he treats me on a regular basis. RUDE.

Damn cat. Confession: I can’t stand my cat. I just can’t bring myself to dump him at a shelter. At nine years old, I just can’t do that to him. Lucky for us, our vet says he’s in great condition and will likely live to see a ripe old age of at least 16.

And? He’s SATANIC. Eyes rolling to the back of his head as he barfs on my couch.

Except my cat? He’s ALIVE and most times I wish nothing more than for him to have the ability to turn to stone.

Or polymer.

Whatever.

From the listing:

This odd genie is their to help, his bright color brings energy to the room and his strange appearance with no doubt start fun conversations!…

He comes attached to a wooden base with leather bottom to prevent fine furniture from scratching.
He is sure to lift anyone’s mood!

I just can’t picture someone with a $14,000 sideboard in their dining room showing this piece along side their bottle of  The Macallan Fine and Rare Collection, 1926, 60 Years Old at a price tag of $38,000.

Unless of course by “fine” the seller means my MDF laminate bookself, because THAT is totally doable.

Go check out the seller’s shop. There are some AMAZINGLY creepy pieces there. Including this one. OMFG.

Thanks Natalie!

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10 Responses to “I now wish more than ever that my cat was made of polymer”

1. Good girl gone blog (1 comments.) Says:
   August 16th, 2009 at 10:01 am

   How creepy!!
   .-= Good girl gone blog´s last post ..**Oh how they twinkle** =-.

2. Kathy Says:
   August 16th, 2009 at 10:42 am

   She says in the description of the creepy clown “If I didn’t become a jeweler I probably would have been a clown”.

   I am sure that she picked the wrong profession.

3. raesmomma Says:
   August 16th, 2009 at 5:17 pm

   This is kinda cool, and creepy.
   href=”http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=29334934″>

4. kaelie Says:
   August 16th, 2009 at 8:02 pm

   i like this, it is cute… in a kinda disturbing way… i soooo want it

5. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:
   August 16th, 2009 at 9:55 pm

   it sort of looks like a skinned cat… but you can still see his little muscle fibers. odd.
   .-= candace trew camling´s last post ..Illustration Friday – Wrapped =-.

6. kdaniel Says:
   August 17th, 2009 at 8:33 am

   The eyes, oh god, its eyes are following me…go away, hell cat!

7. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:
   August 17th, 2009 at 9:22 am

   a devil cat? yeah truly hellish!

8. Lori Magno (46 comments.) Says:
   August 20th, 2009 at 10:54 am

   And because I love anything photographed on a bed – this is my favorite listing: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=25186250
   .-= Lori Magno´s last post ..Upcoming Schedule =-.

9. JennyGin (2 comments.) Says:
   August 20th, 2009 at 11:32 am

   aww I love it! but you know I would. hehehe
   .-= JennyGin´s last post ..Tiny skull pumpkin box number 2 =-.

10. tmurrell Says:
    August 26th, 2009 at 11:45 pm

    Am I the only one who noticed that there is spelled their?