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I now wish more than ever that my cat was made of polymer

You people sure have an affinity for weirdo cats lately.

This one kinda reminds me of my own cat though.

Hellish.

Like this? This is the look I get when he craps outside his litter box.

geniecat I now wish more than ever that my cat was made of polymer

This is how he treats me on a regular basis. RUDE.

geniecat2 I now wish more than ever that my cat was made of polymer

Damn cat. Confession: I can’t stand my cat. I just can’t bring myself to dump him at a shelter. At nine years old, I just can’t do that to him. Lucky for us, our vet says he’s in great condition and will likely live to see a ripe old age of at least 16.

And? He’s SATANIC. Eyes rolling to the back of his head as he barfs on my couch.

geniecat3 I now wish more than ever that my cat was made of polymer

Except my cat? He’s ALIVE and most times I wish nothing more than for him to have the ability to turn to stone.

Or polymer.

Whatever.

From the listing:

This odd genie is their to help, his bright color brings energy to the room and his strange appearance with no doubt start fun conversations!…

He comes attached to a wooden base with leather bottom to prevent fine furniture from scratching.
He is sure to lift anyone’s mood!

I just can’t picture someone with a $14,000 sideboard in their dining room showing this piece along side their bottle of  The Macallan Fine and Rare Collection, 1926, 60 Years Old at a price tag of $38,000.

Unless of course by “fine” the seller means my MDF laminate bookself, because THAT is totally doable.

Go check out the seller’s shop. There are some AMAZINGLY creepy pieces there. Including this one. OMFG.

Thanks Natalie!

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on August 16, 2009 @ 7:19 am  

10 Responses to “I now wish more than ever that my cat was made of polymer”

  1. Good girl gone blog (1 comments.) Says:

    How creepy!!
    Good girl gone blog´s last post ..**Oh how they twinkle** My ComLuv Profile

  2. Kathy Says:

    She says in the description of the creepy clown “If I didn’t become a jeweler I probably would have been a clown”.

    I am sure that she picked the wrong profession.

  3. raesmomma Says:

    This is kinda cool, and creepy.
    href=”http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=29334934″>

  4. kaelie Says:

    i like this, it is cute… in a kinda disturbing way… i soooo want it :)

  5. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    it sort of looks like a skinned cat… but you can still see his little muscle fibers. odd.
    candace trew camling´s last post ..Illustration Friday – Wrapped My ComLuv Profile

  6. kdaniel Says:

    The eyes, oh god, its eyes are following me…go away, hell cat!

  7. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:

    a devil cat? yeah truly hellish!

  8. Lori Magno (42 comments.) Says:

    And because I love anything photographed on a bed – this is my favorite listing: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=25186250
    Lori Magno´s last post ..Upcoming Schedule My ComLuv Profile

  9. JennyGin (2 comments.) Says:

    aww I love it! but you know I would. hehehe
    JennyGin´s last post ..Tiny skull pumpkin box number 2 My ComLuv Profile

  10. tmurrell Says:

    Am I the only one who noticed that there is spelled their?

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