. Cute, though I'm sorry he's covered in blood, because dang. That smile is infectious. Like Hepatitis B, only sweeter.
I imagine these cards
came out during the Bush administration? What do I know, I'm Canadian. I can't think of an instance where I'd be able to send them out though. Yanno, unless Americus invades Canader. (don't even think about it, Americus.)
must know Ernest. In ways most people don't know each other. Like they may or may not have been involved in a double homicide. Or a blood clot fight. Oh damn, I totally grossed myself out there. *sploosh*
Oh my gosh! Charlie's
(<--- don't click that link!) been bought on ebay and is now being sold for parts
I'm a dog person, so all you freaky-deaky cat people will have to tell me whether this decapitated cat toy
is up your pussy's alley or not.
Mmmm nothing like the romantic ambiance of a bloody eyeball candle
. Wanna make out, zombie-muffin?
So you find a date on Match.com and go to meet him. Wearing this blood spatter necklace
. I hope you have a lot of batteries at home, cuz you're going to be alone a long time, ya crazy nut.
A painting called "bloody tissues
." Not sure exactly where one would hang this in their home, but I'm going to say probably not the front foyer?
"The Eater of Children 12 Inch Horror Doll
." Okay so um, not to be rude or anything, but wouldn't TEOCTIHD's legs be like, 4-5 inches long? And children, they are much bigger than that yes? GOOD LUCK, BUDDY. p.s. Tell your creator to STAY STILL when she takes your picture. We like to see what we're laughing at.
So this lady took it upon herself to paint a self-portrait on paper and stick it on a used menstrual liner
. When this first got sent in, I was like, "yeah but this is like putting a post it note on a maxi pad - she didn't really paint ON the pad. big whoop." After another look, I realized that a) she framed this piece; and b) it's hanging somewhere in her home.
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on August 3, 2009 @ 12:12 am