This one’s for you our wonderful readers!

CAPTION THIS!

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From the listing:

The Great Slumber

The pillows are inspired by those suspenseful moments when a sleeping loved one is a little too still for a little too long. Using an irreverent combination of comfort & fear the pillows parallel sleep & death. Project goal: taking ownership of morbidly intrusive thoughts through humor & play.

I much prefer The Little Death, myself.

Bow chicka wah wah!

Thanks Rebecca!

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And I really love this lamp.  It’s Rosemary’s Baby meets Silence of the Lambs.  Heh.  Silence of the LAMP.

I Love Lamp.

Thanks Burgh Baby!

Photos by Julian Wearne

LOVE.

Thanks Steen!

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*Not really.  I would rather skewer my eyes with rusty knitting needles than have another baby.  Wait, do knitting needles even rust?  Well you know what I mean.  I’m too old to be pregnant again.  or deal with sleepless nights and diapers and wipes and sore boobs and cracked nipples.  I don’t even know why I did go through all that twice.  Did I forget after the first one how much work it was?  Why can’t kids just come out big enough to wipe their own butts?  Oh wait, that would hurt.

Remember Sarah?  The lovely lady who made the Hairy Spoon Rest?

Well I can barely type right now.  I’m so excited to share this with you!  My arms are weak.  Seriously.  I feel kinda woozy.

Ready?

You sure?

Behold!  The Toenail Spoon Rest!

I hope Sarah sells it (like she sold the Hairy Spoon Rest) because holy crap imagine putting that out during a big family dinner.  Aunt Clara, pass the chick…oh WHAT IS THAT?  *barf*

We love you Sarah.  Seriously, love you.  Wanna come over for dinner?

Thanks Rachel!

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