Is he amazing in bed?

Does he clean up after himself?

Does he have a good work ethic, a strong sense of humour, a giant horn, big ears or a kitty body?

What?

Oh you heard me.

Consider these wedding cake toppers:

For the groom's cake - you know, because he's too much of a pussy to have strippers at his bachelor party. *mew*

A sure fire way to get pussy on your wedding night and for all nights to come. Until you cheat on her and she scratches your eyes out, sucka.

Nothing says "DAMN RIGHT I DO" like a giant horn.

Thanks Cyndie!

{source}

15 Responses to “Think You’re Marrying the Man of Your Dreams?”

1. janet Says:
   July 31st, 2009 at 11:17 am

   Oh, my I just found this blog and this is too…too…too… well I’m coming back again

2. jolun Says:
   July 31st, 2009 at 1:28 pm

   Haha. I know this lady.

3. jolun Says:
   July 31st, 2009 at 1:30 pm

   Forgot to add, all she does is use slip molds to make a figurine, then she hacks off the heads and switches them. I wish I could make as much money as she does by essentially doing nothing…

4. BWelch (18 comments.) Says:
   July 31st, 2009 at 1:40 pm

   Oh my-wtf? Srsly?
   Who?
   Why?

   My eyes!!!!

5. Robyn's Online World (11 comments.) Says:
   July 31st, 2009 at 1:55 pm

   (PIC 1) Even Harvey deserves to get married!
   .-= Robyn’s Online World´s last post ..Last Day To Win Michael Buble! =-.

6. Sarcastica (18 comments.) Says:
   July 31st, 2009 at 5:43 pm

   I was trying to decide what wedding toppers I should get, I want bride pussy. I mean the one with the bride cat? hmm
   .-= Sarcastica´s last post ..When He’s Sleeping =-.

7. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:
   July 31st, 2009 at 7:34 pm

   these are really well made……….? Not my style though, and I imagine not that many other peoples’ either!
   .-= candace trew camling´s last post ..Sewing Project Finished: Flower Girl Doll =-.

8. stacie Says:
   July 31st, 2009 at 7:48 pm

   I actually really like these, and have a bunch of them already wisted. I obviously wouldn’t use them as a cake topper or anything, but they’re interesting and elegant.

9. Justine (22 comments.) Says:
   August 1st, 2009 at 11:29 am

   What is this? Harvey for the 21st Century? Re-titled “So I Married a Seven Foot Tall Rabbit”?
   .-= Justine´s last post ..Busy, busy again =-.

10. Haley (1 comments.) Says:
    August 1st, 2009 at 11:33 am

    The unicorn one is the best! By far!

11. lizardlips Says:
    August 1st, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    Re: the rabbit groom – is this an indication of what the bride’s future sex life will be?

12. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 8:07 am

    marrying the monster of your DREAMS!

13. blog.it (16 comments.) Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 8:24 am

    i wonder how will their children look like…uhmm?
    .-= blog.it´s last post ..Make money online =-.

14. Lori Magno (46 comments.) Says:
    August 6th, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    I’m thinking Thanksgiving centerpiece. The family will be appalled and I will enjoy that.
    .-= Lori Magno´s last post ..Woof Purr Tweet & The India Collection =-.

15. Carrie Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE these! But I’m a little strange. If they weren’t $40 I’d totally be buying a squirrel bride one for a friend who’s getting married soon.