Remember Sarah?  The lovely lady who made the Hairy Spoon Rest?

Well I can barely type right now.  I’m so excited to share this with you!  My arms are weak.  Seriously.  I feel kinda woozy.

Ready?

You sure?

Behold!  The Toenail Spoon Rest!

I hope Sarah sells it (like she sold the Hairy Spoon Rest) because holy crap imagine putting that out during a big family dinner.  Aunt Clara, pass the chick…oh WHAT IS THAT?  *barf*

We love you Sarah.  Seriously, love you.  Wanna come over for dinner?

Thanks Rachel!

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24 Responses to “Like a Snowglobe Full of Sharp Little Snowflakes, Only Not.”

1. steen (21 comments.) Says:
   July 13th, 2009 at 3:27 pm

   I seriously can’t handle those pictures. I mean, I’ve seen some pretty horrid things online — our male friends are all degenerates, I have to say — but this is by far THE most disgusting thing I’ve subjected my poor tortured eyeballs to!

   What’s amazing is the positive feedback she’s getting on that site…
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2. Kim (1 comments.) Says:
   July 13th, 2009 at 3:43 pm

   OMG !! My retinas !!!!!
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3. Robyns Online World (6 comments.) Says:
   July 13th, 2009 at 3:58 pm

   ROFL! I have to get this because it would freak out my husband SO much!
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4. bikerchick (6 comments.) Says:
   July 13th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

   I. Have. No. Words.

   Where do I get a corneal implant??? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww.
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5. Joie (8 comments.) Says:
   July 13th, 2009 at 4:26 pm

   Did NOT just throw up in my mouth a little. Actually had to go into the bathroom and puke when I saw this. Dining with Sarah’s Hollywood Diet Plan. Get yours now! Or not. (hurl)
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6. velocibadgergirl (57 comments.) Says:
   July 13th, 2009 at 4:30 pm

   I’m not easily grossed out, but that made me do a full-body shudder in front of my computer, and I almost gagged. Holy God, that is probably the grossest thing you have ever posted, and that includes the necklaces made out of LITTLE DISEASED SCRITCHY BIRD FEET.

   I’m going to go boil my brain now
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7. JuxtaPoser (9 comments.) Says:
   July 13th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

   …. that’s a lot of toenails… How many people are in this woman’s family? More importantly, how long has she been hoarding their toenail clippings? Is she related to that guy who gives his wife toenail jewelry, because I can just envision a knock-down drag-out fight over who gets the choicest clippings, with police involved and everything.
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8. sam {temptingmama} (153 comments.) Says:
   July 13th, 2009 at 6:41 pm

   BLARGH!!

   OMG, that’s the sickest thing I’ve ever ever seen.

   I have shivers.
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9. Deb (58 comments.) Says:
   July 13th, 2009 at 7:01 pm

   Damn, that’s some crazy voodoo right there. Any soup that is stirred with a ladle that has rested in that ring of hell is an evil brew.

10. Emma (3 comments.) Says:
    July 13th, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    OMFG
    OMFG

    (that is all)

11. lanyo Says:
    July 13th, 2009 at 9:06 pm

    this makes me cringe.
    and want to buy it for my best friend.

    off to see what this chick’s got for sale!

12. kdaniel Says:
    July 13th, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    It looks like coconut shavings! I’m just going to keep telling myself that’s what it is, even though I detest coconut.

    Full body shudder is right. bleeeeeech.

13. Lambent Says:
    July 13th, 2009 at 9:44 pm

    I……

14. flutter (56 comments.) Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 12:18 am

    Oh look, and each one is unique! Well played, toenail beds, well played!
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15. Tiffany Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 12:59 am

    It’s actually kind of pretty, until you realize that it’s toenails floating around. Then sure, revulsion galore. I give her props though because those toenails are actually pretty clean looking. Their not all gnarly and yellow like the toenail jewelry guy.

16. chimes (2 comments.) Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 8:04 am

    I was waiting for you guys to post this. I saw this on craftster last week. She was purposely doing gross spoon rests…and this one blew her hair rest and egg rest totally away… holy crap.
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17. Tilt (1 comments.) Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 8:12 am

    Holy Toenails Batman! I am glad I read your warning about not eating when viewing…yuck!
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18. MonkeyGal Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Ooooo….toenails should be painted. Then it would look like confetti toenail spoon rest. <—-genius idea!

    

    jim (8 comments.) Reply:
    July 14th, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    I think you got it Monkey !!

19. MonkeyGal Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 8:04 pm

    Oooo….how bout a spoonrest filled with teeth. Dentists would eat it up.

20. 3littlemonsters Says:
    July 15th, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    omg why ..just WHY?

21. blog.it (16 comments.) Says:
    July 20th, 2009 at 3:00 am

    eh? nails? at some point it’s like….eeeew!
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22. becca.elpy (5 comments.) Says:
    July 24th, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    *cries*
    That is severely stomach-churning. I moaned. <– gag face
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23. Anna Says:
    July 26th, 2009 at 1:29 am

    Is it sad that I think its kind of pretty?