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Guess This Mess: The Big Reveal

I was in a financial coma yesterday after signing away my life to the bank. (We bought a new house!!)

I forgot to post. Please forgive!

And, now. What you’ve all been waiting for. The Mess!

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It’s a Chinese Crested puppy dog!

I was actually VERY surprised that a few of you guessed right.

Suppose I have to try a little harder next time.

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I swear to Baby Jesus, it looks like a wad of hair I pulled from my brush this morning.

I hate handling the hair from my brush. There’s something about the texture that makes me gag every time.

The mere thought of handling this dog, or even looking at it daily has my stomach slowly creeping towards my throat.

*gulp*

These dogs are so ugly, they’re cute. I can’t help but like them.

The real Chinese Crested I mean, not the brush hair felt ones.

Some more Chinese Crested stuff for you:

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I FINK DAS TIN FOIL ON YER FEETZ PUPPEH.

(Slap me. I can’t help but LOLSpeak. I know it’s totally dead due to overuse, I just. Can’t. Stop.)

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These naked clay crested models aren’t so much of a Craftastrophe.

That is until *I* paint one.

I have a slight urge to buy them to try.

*phew* It’s passed.

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Posted by sam {temptingmama} on July 12, 2009 @ 2:54 pm  

7 Responses to “Guess This Mess: The Big Reveal”

  1. steen (20 comments.) Says:

    Congratulations on the house! My husband and I are in the process of buying. Well, we’re mostly done; we’ve been approved for an FHA loan but we’re trying to get a USDA loan. Which means multiple loan packets to sign. Sigh.

    Anyway. Those dogs kind of freak me out. They seem like they’d hover over you while you sleep and suck your soul out through your ears.
    steen´s last post ..Progress: Housebuying Watch, Day 32 My ComLuv Profile

  2. kat Says:

    YUK! (but have to admit, when I was moving away from home, and came across an old hair ball from my long ago deceased cat, Cookie, I was temped to keep it).

  3. Onelda Says:

    Love your interesting finds, but the top dog looks like an afghan hound and the lower appear to be papillons.

    Lisa (18 comments.) Reply:

    Papillons don’t have little fur boots on their paws and their noses don’t stick out that much and they’re actually cute.
    Lisa´s last post ..My Favorite Cup – Tea Cup Adjustable Ring My ComLuv Profile

  4. Diamond (21 comments.) Says:

    This reminds me….

    I got some base porcelain bunnies from… somewhere. I grew tired of them being white, and urged my friends to paint them. They have, but one is in the adobe of a girl exploring Peru. When I get the three of them together, I will send you photos. I think you’ll adore them in that terrifying way.
    Diamond´s last post ..Subtle – OOAK My ComLuv Profile

  5. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:

    oh its a puppy, though it was a horse feet! haha

  6. blog.it (16 comments.) Says:

    haha i thought it was a horse! nice puppy!
    blog.it´s last post ..Work at home or not? My ComLuv Profile

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