Dun Dun Dun Dun, Dun Dun, Dun Dun…Can’t Touch This!

striped-harem-jumper Awwwww...isn't that cute!  Somebody got a sewing machine for her birthday!  Aren't you a big girl, yes you are! I think we can call this Girl Interrupted Couture, yes?  Want some chicken for under your bed? Thanks Aki! {source}
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on July 7, 2009 @ 7:07 am  

24 Responses to “Dun Dun Dun Dun, Dun Dun, Dun Dun…Can’t Touch This!”

  1. Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo (15 comments.) Says:

    Bwaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaa! Best description ever.

    Now I want chicken. Hang on, maybe not…

  2. Angela (2 comments.) Says:

    Woooooah, that’s BAD! Perfect description!

  3. sam {temptingmama} (164 comments.) Says:

    Mmmmm fried chicken.
    .-= sam {temptingmama}´s last post ..The day I spewed my heirarchy of suffering* all over the internet =-.

  4. Elisa (2 comments.) Says:

    How even usually fashionable women fell for this horrifying trend is beyond me. Hammer pants were only ok on MC Hammer! And even then, only because he danced and did the splits in them ;-)
    .-= Elisa´s last post ..No way, baby. =-.

  5. Lisa (17 comments.) Says:

    Ugh, this trend NEEDS TO DIE! It just makes you look like a freak.

  6. Vanessa Says:

    Oh, come on. I don’t think you’re giving these enough credit. Think of all the stuff you could hide in there. Valium, colace, wicker furniture for your eat-in chicken, little people, a ham radio…

    Let’s think outside the box, people.

  7. Kristen Says:

    What I want to know is…what the hell are those things on her feet???

    kdaniel Reply:

    ankle braces + realllllly bad case of lint between the toes haha

    3littlemonsters Reply:

    thats what I was wondering too!

  8. Maughta (10 comments.) Says:

    This is so depressing because the top of the…ummm…thing is so cool! I would totally buy that top. And then you scroll down…
    .-= Maughta´s last post ..Mammary Monday Sneaks One In =-.

  9. MommyNamedApril (9 comments.) Says:

    fantastic! plenty of room for my adult diapers!!!
    .-= MommyNamedApril´s last post ..A Tribute to Fast Healers! =-.

  10. Aki Says:

    I’d like to know who in the sam hell you go to the bathroom in that thing?

    James Bong Reply:

    Looks like she already did!

  11. Procrastamom (3 comments.) Says:

    Okay, I could only see the top half of this picture in my reader, so I was thinking, “hey, a sundress isn’t so bad. What do they have against pretty….*scroll down*….aaaaaaaaeeeiiiii!!! MY EYES!! IT BURNS!!”

  12. followthatdog (54 comments.) Says:

    at least you don’t ever have to ask “does this outfit make my ass look big.”
    .-= followthatdog´s last post ..Facebook flashback =-.

  13. SJ Says:

    Hey, even camel toe susceptible ladies need to wear pants sometimes. Don’t hate!

  14. MonkeyGal Says:

    Nope….she won’t be touching it….and neither will anyone else…..unless there’s a hidden access panel….hmmmmm

  15. James Bong Says:

    Someone needs to change her diapers, they’re sagging!

  16. Robyn's Online World (11 comments.) Says:

    Must have taken sewing lessons from Merlin of The Fashion Show on Bravo
    .-= Robyn’s Online World´s last post ..Wordless Wednesday =-.

  17. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:

    haha for extra extra large adult diapers that would fit.

  18. Lori Magno (46 comments.) Says:

    Just looking at it makes me have to pee pee.
    .-= Lori Magno´s last post ..Plaid Nation my @#$$! =-.

  19. kat Says:

    yikes. But, sadly, people are wearing those again. I saw an employee from a very posh make-up store wearing some. I did a double take, but it was real. And it’s spreading.

  20. rachel-asouthernfairytale (2 comments.) Says:

    Words don’t even exist…..

    MonkeyGal Reply:

    sure they do…and I got two…. HAMMER TIME!

    4 more….2 legit 2 quit

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