Awwwww…isn’t that cute! Somebody got a sewing machine for her birthday! Aren’t you a big girl, yes you are!
I think we can call this Girl Interrupted Couture, yes? Want some chicken for under your bed?
Thanks Aki!
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July 7th, 2009 at 7:13 am
Bwaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaa! Best description ever.
Now I want chicken. Hang on, maybe not…
July 7th, 2009 at 8:22 am
Woooooah, that’s BAD! Perfect description!
July 7th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Mmmmm fried chicken.
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July 7th, 2009 at 8:42 am
How even usually fashionable women fell for this horrifying trend is beyond me. Hammer pants were only ok on MC Hammer! And even then, only because he danced and did the splits in them
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July 7th, 2009 at 8:49 am
Ugh, this trend NEEDS TO DIE! It just makes you look like a freak.
July 7th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Oh, come on. I don’t think you’re giving these enough credit. Think of all the stuff you could hide in there. Valium, colace, wicker furniture for your eat-in chicken, little people, a ham radio…
Let’s think outside the box, people.
July 7th, 2009 at 9:26 am
What I want to know is…what the hell are those things on her feet???
kdaniel Reply:
July 7th, 2009 at 9:37 am
ankle braces + realllllly bad case of lint between the toes haha
3littlemonsters Reply:
July 7th, 2009 at 11:06 am
thats what I was wondering too!
July 7th, 2009 at 9:46 am
This is so depressing because the top of the…ummm…thing is so cool! I would totally buy that top. And then you scroll down…
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July 7th, 2009 at 11:26 am
fantastic! plenty of room for my adult diapers!!!
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July 7th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
I’d like to know who in the sam hell you go to the bathroom in that thing?
James Bong Reply:
July 8th, 2009 at 8:03 am
Looks like she already did!
July 7th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Okay, I could only see the top half of this picture in my reader, so I was thinking, “hey, a sundress isn’t so bad. What do they have against pretty….*scroll down*….aaaaaaaaeeeiiiii!!! MY EYES!! IT BURNS!!”
July 7th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
at least you don’t ever have to ask “does this outfit make my ass look big.”
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July 7th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Hey, even camel toe susceptible ladies need to wear pants sometimes. Don’t hate!
July 7th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Nope….she won’t be touching it….and neither will anyone else…..unless there’s a hidden access panel….hmmmmm
July 8th, 2009 at 8:02 am
Someone needs to change her diapers, they’re sagging!
July 8th, 2009 at 10:21 am
Must have taken sewing lessons from Merlin of The Fashion Show on Bravo
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July 8th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
haha for extra extra large adult diapers that would fit.
July 8th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Just looking at it makes me have to pee pee.
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July 9th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
yikes. But, sadly, people are wearing those again. I saw an employee from a very posh make-up store wearing some. I did a double take, but it was real. And it’s spreading.
July 14th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Words don’t even exist…..
MonkeyGal Reply:
July 14th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
sure they do…and I got two…. HAMMER TIME!
4 more….2 legit 2 quit