So I wrote an ode to America on The 4th and was then accused that I can dish it out, but not take it. I am here today to show you that I can, in fact take it.
I can take it hard.
We’re like that here in Canada, Eh?
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I believe it’s supposed to be “I Am Canadian”, but when I see it I think, “I Am Canada.”
And Canada? It’s HUGE.
Then I think, “That’s a HUGE b!tch!”
(Thank you for coming along on this tour of Sam’s Train of Thought. Please keep your hands inside the cart at all times.)
We love hockey here in Canada. So much so that we even manage to include it in our very special day:
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So. Hot.
Imagine being a groom, going up your lady’s dress and seeing an ode to your favourite hockey team. Awesome, right?
I know.
And of course – MUST have a grand poobah – to keep it fair.
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That’s just about the fattest horse – ever. Like an apple on toothpicks fat.
And please tell me: what is up with that tail!?
Happy (belated by six days) Canada Day.
You know, to show that we can take it. 
July 7th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
you shouldn’t make fun of the apple on toothpicks. i’m so f’n bloated today, that’s exactly how i feel.
*sob*
July 8th, 2009 at 1:15 am
I think the horse is about to collapse under the weight of his own trendiness/the amount of gel it must have taken to style his tail. Very fashion forward.
July 8th, 2009 at 4:42 am
OMG! It is Charlie the Unicorn!
Angela Reply:
July 8th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Noooo Chaaarlieeee, you have to come with us to Candy Mountain. LOL
July 8th, 2009 at 8:13 am
Who’s got the broom? If the “up” tail is any indicator that horse is about to take a ceramic poop.
July 8th, 2009 at 8:37 am
I love that I am Canada thing. I will think of that every time I see a tattoo like that! And that Toronto Maple Leafs garter belt is priceless. I should have had that for my first wedding, when my Uncle was working for them. I am sure he would have had a huge kick out of that. (Okay, that sounds sick but that’s not the way I meant for it to come out.)
You guys are the coolest Canadians eh?
July 8th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Horses lift their tails when they take a crap. Judging by the position of that tail and the size of that bloated horse, I’d keep far far away until that pony finishes. It could be catastrophic to be near by.
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July 8th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
The garter reminds me of my husband’s FAVORITE joke, “Why do Canadians prefer doggie style? So they can both watch the hockey game.”
I know, I know…I married him b/c he’s cute. Not witty.
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July 8th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
even having their affair still passionate with hockey haha!
July 12th, 2009 at 10:46 am
OMG I have the giggles after looking at that poor demented apple shapped horse.. all my wit has run away.. what little I had to begin with.
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July 15th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
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July 20th, 2009 at 2:54 am
that horse looks like a horsy bank XD
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