Come Have a Tug on Grandma’s Rug

wtf-necklace This crafty pendant reminds me a lot of a childhood friend's grandma.  The one who's apartment smelled like celery and mothballs.  The one who would serve up cantaloupe in ramekins and giggle when we did even though she couldn't hear what we were saying. The one who had carpet exactly this colour.  The one who wore bright blue flowery muumuus and always had to put her feet up due to poor circulation. The one who always said, "Stay together!" even when we were only going into her bedroom to watch The Facts of Life.  The one who's bedroom walls remained to be seen because she had Rubbermaid containers floor to ceiling that were full of wool and material to make double sided quilted place mats and reversible skirt & vest combos.  I can't make this sh*t up people - she made me a set in red paisley and my mother made me wear it to school for all of grade 5. So her.  And double tailed sperm.  Because what's Grandma's rug without double tailed sperm?  NOTHING. Thanks Brooke! {source}
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on July 29, 2009 @ 5:05 pm  

8 Responses to “Come Have a Tug on Grandma’s Rug”

  1. Aunt Becky (7 comments.) Says:

    *cue porno music*

  2. Mae Says:

    The slow sperm that got left on the outside of the egg.

  3. Jade beads (112 comments.) Says:

    wheres the strongest? haha

  4. Sarcastica (18 comments.) Says:

    HAHAHAHA lol oh man I don’t think I ever want to hear “come have a tug on grandmas rug” ever again in my existence. lol
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  5. candace trew camling (134 comments.) Says:

    my parents have carpet that color. hideous!
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  6. Daphne (6 comments.) Says:

    Hey they would make cute nipple tassles!
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  7. blog.it (16 comments.) Says:

    wow sperms…weird
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  8. Hindrande (1 comments.) Says:

    Wow! I don’t know what’s worse the sperm pearls or the fact that the maker is proud of her sperm pearls.
    .-= Hindrande´s last post ..Funky Find Friday: This used to be what? =-.

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