People are obsessed with tampon art. Seriously, they love their tampons.
There’s so many variations of the *ahem* recycled tampon that it’s a little eerie: and by eerie I totally mean OMFG Gross.
I don’t think I’ve EVER used the word CUTE to describe a tampon. That is: until now – because this tampon is super cute.
I was shocked to see how many people have sent us this little adorable pretend-to-be-”recycled” tampon. Shocked! But I don’t think they were expecting that I’d fall in love with it and want it, because really who falls in love with a mock of a tampon!?
And the jewels? Could you image if Aunt Flow really was jewel encrusted. I want mine to be rubies. Obviously.
Bzzzzz…..I gotta wonder who the hell would do this to their friend. Even if this close resemblance to a fly were pretty (it’s not)(flies land on poop), I wouldn’t model it on a half-naked, mostly-passed-out, totally-unshaven dude holding a bizarre excuse for a stuffed squar-nimal.
The whole ensemble reeks of Ecstasy and Rave Kids. Where’s my glow bracelets? Raid? Pretty pink fly swatter?
Maybe Sam and I should don these to the Mamapop Sparklecorn Extravaganza? I dunno, I think these need moar sparklez.
Moloch started his Life as an 11 inch all vinyl, bald, brightly orange-colored child’s toy.
He now thinks he is The Gothic Fantasy King Of All Horned Things.
Oh he does, does he? It looks more like some dude defaced the poor thing until it looked as though it had been mauled by a pack of wolves. That hair makes Barbie look authentic. What IS that? Soul Glo?
You know, however badass Moloch thinks he is, the fact remains that he still has that baby doll grin:
Which, coupled with the subtle come hither finger and the chest baring linen robe, totally spells GIGOLO. Horned things, indeed. Moloch honey, you look like you haven’t slept in weeks, and is that…Herpes on those lips? Let me get you on a Visine & Valtrex treatment of sorts.
Taken out of context this sounds downright strange and totally like something my husband would say in reference to his breakfast.
I contemplated many ideas, including beef jerky, ham, ground beef, prosciutto… but they were all too expensive, thick, and/or runny. I chose salami because it’s thin, keeps in one piece, and is quite cheap, and bacon because it looks very, um, meaty.
Yum. Meaty.
And totally how I would describe my favourite dress.
Cute, right?
But, um… it’s MEAT.
Salami and bacon. Meat Meet dress.
(I think I love her.)
I once had a drunk conversation with a co-worker about how women should have perfume that smells like meat so men would be forever attracted to our “scent”. Going bar hopping would be a whole new experience when all the guys in the club come begging to buy drinks, dance and take you home with them.
This dress? Far better than perfume.
This is the ULTIMATE guy picker-upper.
Because nothing could be better than waking up next to a stranger with whom you can enjoy your meat dress over coffee and toast.
I totally just looked at the pictures THEN read her actual post. So funny.
This is the most awesome, disgusting thing I have ever made. I reeked of salty bacon and salami, which I found out is actually quite alluring to guys. If you ever need a date, I highly recommend wearing a meat dress. I badly wanted to go to a vegan restaurant in it. Or walk through the park and make dog friends. Alas, the best things in life are fleeting, and after the party, it had to be disposed of. *sigh* I miss my meat dress.
I totally LOVE Jia. I want to be her new best friend.
At the moment I am making these rings on a commission basis as I only have limited stock of these vintage ‘blinking’ dolls eyes.
When the Eye is held vertical it is ‘Awake’ and when it is horizontal it is ‘Asleep’. I guess these are circa 1940s – and they are very cool! So, when you wear your ‘Eye’ as a ring, your hand movement will make the Eye blink….
This is an example of the type of ring I am making. It is adjustable and made from solid sterling silver. The silver is textured and oxidized to bring out a pattern in the metal.
The Eye is set in resin – which can be coloured to your requirements. This particular Eye Ring also has fine silver ‘tears’ – which are polished tiny fine silver beads handmade by the Thai Karen Hills Tribe (purchased Fair Trade).
An Eye Ring like this one retails at around US$ 131.
One-of-a-Kind and very unique!
I’ll say! I kind of like it though. I used to have a doll that closed her eyes when you laid her down. That is, until I left her in the bottom of the toy box for months and one eye was stuck open and the other had no lashes. Now that was creepilicious!
