From the listing:
This is Url. Say "Hello." He may not understand you, but he finds comfort in the sounds of your voice.
He has been described by some as reminiscent of a Tim Burton character, though his true origins are dificult to determine. Whatever you decide, he is sure to consume your heart as he has mine.
Perhaps it's his foggy mammalian eyes, gazing sadly at a world that will never accept him. Or the rows of petite teeth peering uselessly from behind his downturned fish-lips. Maybe, even, you will be endeared by the raw and glistening tracts of road rash, fatally administered by a speeding vehicle to an unsuspecting fox squirrel - the carcass of which Url was forced to inhabit following a particularly messy boating accident that forever separated him from his trunk.
He's had a hard time. Please give him a good home.
I'm really not sure where to go from here. This is more obnoxious than Pink's on again, off again marriage. I always say that I don't need you but it's always gonna come right back to this....Pleeeeease...don't leave me....
Posted by Karen Sugarpants on June 17, 2009 @ 8:10 am